Poems Scots and English
Buchan, John
Published 1917
Midian's Evil Day
(From Alexander Cargill, Elder of the Kirk of the Remnant in the vale of Wae, to the Reverend Murdo Mucklethraw, Minister of the aforesaid Kirk, anent the Great Case recently argued in the House of Lords.)
DEAR Reverend Sir,—I tak my pen
To tell yon great occasion when
We garred our licht shine afore men,
Yea, far and wide,
And smote the oppressor but and ben
For a’ his pride.
Yoursel’, ye mind, was far frae weel—
A cauld ye catch’t at Kippenshiel,
Forbye rheumatics in your heel—
And thus it came,
Fou though ye were o’ holy zeal,
Ye stopped at hame.
For me, my lambin’-time was bye,
The muirland hay was nane sae high,
The men were thrang, the grund was dry,
Sae when ye spak,
And bade me gang and testify,
I heldna back.
Wi’ dowie hert I left that morn,
Reflectin’ on the waefu’ scorn
The Kirk maun thole, her courts forlorn,
Her pillars broke,
While Amalek exalts his horn,
And fills his poke.
I pondered the mischances sair
The Lord had garred puir Scotland bear
Frae English folk baith late and ear’
Sin’ Flodden year
To the twae beasts at Carlisle fair
I bocht ower dear.
If true religion got a fa’
Frae her auld courts and guid Scots law,
What hope o’ succour far awa’
Mang godless chiels,
Whae at the Word sae crousely craw
And fling their heels.
As weel expect the Gospel sap ’ill
Rise in uncovenantit thrapple
As saw a ploom to raise an apple,
Or think a soo
Fleein’ aloft on the hoose-tap ’ill
Sit like a doo.
I like an owl in desert was,
When to the coorts I buid to pass,
Amang the crood to hear the Cause.
Nae freend I saw,—
Juist some auld lads set oot in raws
And belchin’ law.
But ane sat cockit in atween,
A wee man but as gleg’s a preen :
A walth o’ sense was in his een
And foreheid massy.
“The Chancellor,” I was tellt, when keen’
I speired whae was he.
Wi’ prayerfu’ mind I watched the stert
While Maister Johnston ! played his pairt,
And sune I fand my anxious hert
Gie a great loup.
“Yon Chancellor the ungodly’s cairt,”’
I said, “‘ will coup.”
O sir, that day I kent indeed
There’s men o’ worth across the Tweed,
Men whae are steadfast in the creed
As Moses sel’,
Men whae the Word o’ God can read
And cling to Hell.
I thocht they were a careless race,
Decked oot in cauld Erastian claes,
Whae traivelled a’ in slippery ways,
Whase thochts were vain :
But noo I ken they’ve gifts and grace
E’en like oor ain.
A Lowden chiel ?—black be his tryst !—
A wise-like man, but ill advised,
Led on the hosts o’ Antichrist,
And threepit bauld,
That man could never back be wysed
To Calvin’s fauld.
He made the yett o’ Heaven sae wide
The veriest stirk could get inside :
Puffed up he was wi’ warldly pride
And fou o’ German,
Quotin’ auld pagans for his guide
And sic-like vermin.
He feucht wi’ Prophets, jouked wi’ Psalms
He got his legs clean ower the trams,
He garred th’ Apostles skip like rams
To dae his biddin’s :
Oor auld Confessions were but shams,
Their loss guid riddance.
“ God foreordained some men to Hell—
Granted, but man can please himsel’
Up to a point—and if I dwell
Mair on free-will
Than on election, I do well,
A Christian still.
“ For these are mysteries,” quo’ he,
““Whereon nae twae men can agree,
And sae it’s richt for you and me—
The thing’s sae kittle—
Ane to consider half a lee,—
Whilk—maitters little.
“It’s a’,” he said, ‘‘ confiision wild ;
In siccan things the best’s a child ;
Some walk an ell and some a mile ;
But never fear,
Thae doots will a’ be reconciled
In higher sphere.
‘“ Therefore a kirk, whase lamps are bright,
Bequeathed by auld divines o’ might,
Can fling them tapsalteerie quite,
And think nae shame ;
For white is black and black is white,
It’s a’ the same.”
But what availed his carnal lear
Against a man o’ faith and prayer ?
As through the thristles gangs the share
And dings them doun,
E’en sae the Chancellor cleft him fair
Frae heel to croun.
He pinned him wi’ the Bible words,
He clove at him wi’ Calvin’s swirds,
He garred him loup aboot the boards
Wi muckle mense,
And bund him wi’ the hempen cords
O’ plain guid sense.
“ Threep as ye please, it’s clear to me,
Whether or no’ the twae agree,
Baith doctrines were appoint to be
The Kirk’s chief pillar.
If ane ye like to leave,” says he,
“Ye leave the siller.”’
Oh, wi’ what unction he restored
The auld commandments o’ the Lord,
Confoonded Bashan’s nowt that roared,
And ’stablished Hell !
Knox was nae soonder in the Word
Nor Calvin’s sel’.
I’ no’ deny yon Lowden chiel
Was gleg as ony slippery eel,
For twae-three men frae Kippenshiel
Begood to waver ;
I half inclined to doot the Deil
A’ through his claver.
But when a man o’ faith and power
Uprose, he couldna bide an hour :
The weakest’s doots were tided ower
Anither towmont.
The Kirk stood firm as auld stane tower -
Wi’ safe endowment.
I hae a bull, a noble breed,
A shorthoin wi’ a massy heid,
Wi’ quarters fine and coat o’ reid :
On ilka lea
Frae Thurso to the banks o’ Tweed
He bears the gree.
I ca’ed him Begg,! the same’s his sire ;
But noo for sign to a’ the shire
O’ yon great day when frae the mire
Our feet we bore,
His name shall be in field and byre
“ The Chancellor.”
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1 A famous Free Church divine of the old school.
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The Herd of Farawa
‘Who in an April hailstorm discoursed to the traveller on the
present discontents,
Pastovum et solis exegit montibus aevum.—V1RGIL.
OSH, man! Did ever mortal see
Sic blasts o’ snaw ? Ye'll bide a wee,
Afore ye think to cross the lea,
And mount the slack !
Kin’le your pipe, and straucht your knee,
And gie’s your crack !
Hoo lang, ye speir! An unco while!
It’s seeventy-sax ’ear came Aprile
That I cam here frae Auchentyle—
A bairn o’ nine ;
And mony’s the dreich and dreary mile
[ve gaed sin’ syne.
My folk were herds, sae roond the fauld
Afore I was twae towmonts auld
They fand me snowkin’, crouse and bauld
In snaw and seep—
As Dauvid was to kingdoms called,
Sae I to sheep.
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I herdit first on Etterick side.
Dod, man, I mind the stound o’ pride
Gaed through my hert, when near and wide
My dowgs I ran.
Though no seeventeen till Lammastide
I walked a man.
I got a wife frae Eskdalemuir,
O’ dacent herdin’ folk, and sair
We wrocht for lang, baith late and ’ear,
For weans cam fast,
And we were never aucht but puir
Frae first to last.
Tales I could tell wad gar ye grue
O’ snawy lambin’s warstled through,
O’ drifty days, and win’s that blew
Frae norlan’ sky,
And spates that filled the haughlands fou
And drooned the kye.
But, still and on, the life was fine,
For yon were happier days langsyne ;
For gear to hain, and gear to tine
I had nae care—
Content I was wi’ what was mine,
And blithe to share.
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Sic flocks ye’ll never see the day,
Nae fauncy ills to mak ye wae,
Nae fauncy dips wi’ stawsome broo,
Wad fricht the French ;
We wrocht alang the auld guid way,
And fand it stench.
Nae mawkit kets, nae scabbit een,
But ilka yowe as trig’s a preen ;
Sic massy tups as ne’er were seen
Sin’ Job’s allowance,
And lambs as thick on ilka green
As simmer gowans.
Whaur noo ae hirsel jimp can bide
Three hirsels were the countra’s pride,
And mony a yaird was wavin’ wide,
And floo’ers were hingin’,
Whaur noo is but the bare hillside,
And linties singin’.
And God! the men! Whaur could ye find
Sic hertsome lads, sae crouse and kind ;
Sic skeel 0’ sheep, sic sarious mind
At kirk and prayer—
Yet aiblins no to haud or bind
At Boswells fair ?
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Frae Galloway to Aiberdeen
(I mind the days as ’twere yestreen)
I’ve had my cantrips—Lord a wheen !
But through them a’,
The fear o’ God afore my een,
I keep’t the Law.
My nieves weel hoddit in my breeks,
The Law I keep’t, and turned baith cheeks
Until the smiter, saft and meek’s
A bairn at schule ;
Syne struck, and laid him bye for weeks
To learn the fule.
Frae Melrose Cauld to Linkumdoddie,
I'd fecht and drink wi’ ony body ;
Was there a couthy lad ? Then, dod, he
Sune fand his fellow,
What time the tippenny or the toddy
Had garred us mellow.
Nae wark or ploy e’er saw me shirk ;
I had an airm wad fell a stirk ;
I traivelled ten lang mile to kirk
In wind and snaw ;
I tell ’e, sir, frae morn to mirk,
I keep’t the Law.
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Weekly we gat, and never fail,
Screeds marrowy as a pat o’ kail,
And awfw’ as the Grey Meer’s Tail
In Lammas rain,
And stey and lang as Moffatdale,
And stieve’s a stane.
Nae Gospel sowens fit for weans,
But doctrines teuch as channel-stanes ;
We heard the Word wi’ anxious pains,
Sarious and happy.
And half the week we piked the banes,
And fand them sappy.
Lang years aneath a man 0’ God
I sat, my Bible on the brod ;
He wasna feared to lift the rod
And scaud the errin’ ;
He walked whaur our great forbears trod,
And blest his farin’.
But noo we've got a bairnly breed,
Whase wee-bit shilpit greetin’ screed
Soughs like a wast wind ower the heid,
Lichter than ’oo’ ;
Lassies and weans, it suits their need,
No me and you !
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My dochter’s servin’ in the toun,
She gangs to hear a glaikit loon,
Whae rows his een, and twirls him roun’
Like ane dementit.
Nae word o’ Hell, nae sicht or soun’
O’ sin repentit.
But juist a weary, yammerin’ phrase
QO’ “Saunts” and “ Heaven” and “love”
“ praise,”
Words that a grown man sudna iise,
God! sic a scunner !
I had to rise and gang my ways
To haud my denner.
At halesome fauts they lift their han’,
Henceforth, they cry, this new comman’,
Bide quate and doucely in the lan’
And love your brither—
This is the total end o’ man,
This and nae ither.
And that’s their creed! An owercome braw
For folks that kenna fear or fa’,
Crouse birds that on their midden craw
Nor think o’ scaith,
That keep the trimmin’ o’ the Law
And scorn the pith.
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and
It’s no for men that nicht and day
See the Almichty’s awesome way,
And ken themselves but ripps o’ strae
Afore His wind,
And, dark or licht, maun watch and pray
His grace to find.
My forbear, hunkerin’ in a hag,
Was martyred by the laird o’ Lagg ;
He dee’d afore his heid wad wag
In God’s denial.
D’ye think the folk that rant and brag
Wad thole yon trial ?
Man, whiles I'd like to gang mysel
And wile auld Claverse back frae Hell ;
Claverse, or maybe Tam Dalziel,
Wad stop their fleechin’ ;
I wager yon’s the lads to mell
And mend sic preachin’.
Whaure’er I look I find the same,
The warld’s nae gumption in its wame ;
F’en sin’ I mind the human frame
Grows scrimp and shauchled,
O’ a’ man’s warks ye canna name
Ane that’s no bauchled.
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There’s mawkit sheep and feckless herds,
And poopits fou o’ senseless words ;
Instead o’ kail we sup on curds,
And wersh the taste o’t ;
To parritch-sticks we’ve turned our swirds,
Sae mak’ the maist o’t.
And poalitics! I’ve seen the day
I’d walk ten mile ower burn and brae
To hear some billie hae his say
About the nation.
Tories and a’ their daft-like play
Fand quick damnation.
I thocht—for I was young—that folk
Were a’ the same ; I scorned the yoke
O’ cless or gear ; wi’ pigs in poke
I took nae han’.
I daured the hale wide warld to choke
The richts o’ man.
It’s still my creed, but hech! sin’ then
We've got the richts and lost the men ;
We've got a walth o’ gear to spen’
And nane to spend it ;
The warld is waitin’ ripe to men’,
And nane to mend it.
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Our maisters are a flock o’ daws,
Led on by twae-three hoodie-craws ;
They weir our siller, mak’ our laws,
And God! sic makin’ !
And we sit roun’ wi’ lood applause,
And cheer their crakin’.
We're great ; but daur we lift a nieve
Wi oot our neebors grant their leave ?
We're free, folk say, to speak, believe,
Dae what we wull—
And what’s oor gain? A din to deave
A yearlin’ bull !
A dwaibly warld! [ll no deny
There’s orra blessin’s. I can buy
My baccy cheap, and feed as high
For half the siller ;
For saxpence ony man can lie
As fou’s the miller.
A bawbee buys a walth o’ prent,
And every gowk’s in Paurliament ;
The warld’s reformed—but sir, tak tent,
For a’ their threep,
There’s twae things noo that arena kent—
That’s MEN and SHEEP.
1907
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The Eternal Feminine
HEN I was a freckled bit bairn
And cam in frae my ploys to the fire,
Wi’ my buits a’ clamjamphried wi’ shairn
And my jaicket a’ speldered wi’ mire,
I got gloomin’ and glunchin’ and paiks,
And nae bite frae the press or the pan,
And my auld grannie said as she skelped me to bed,
“ Hech, sirs, what a burden is man! ”’
When I was a lang-leggit lad,
At waddin’s and kirns a gey cheild,
I hae happit a lass in my maud
And gone cauldrife that she micht hae beild,
And convoyed her bye bogles and stirks,
A kiss at the hindmost my plan ;
But a’ that I fand was the wecht o’ her hand,
And “ Hech, sirs, what a burden is man! ”’
When Ailie and me were made yin
We set up in a canty bit cot ;
Sair wrocht we day oot and day in,
We were unco content wi’ oor lot.
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But whiles wi’ a neebor I’d tak
A gless that my heid couldna stan’ ;
Syne she’d greet for a week, and nae word wad she speak
But “ Hech, sirs, what a burden is man!”
She dee’d, and my dochter and me
For the lave wi’ ilk ither maun shift.
Nae tentier lass could ye see ;
The wooers cam doun like a drift ;
But sune wi’ an unco blae glower
Frae the doorstep they rade and they ran,
And she’d sigh to hersel’, as she gae’d to the well,
“ Hech, sirs, what a burden is man! ”
She’s mairrit by noo and she’s got
A white-heided lass o’ her ain.
White-heided mysel, as I stot
Roond the doors o’ her shouther I’m fain.
What think ye that wean said yestreen ?
I'll tell ye, believe’t if ye can;
She primmed up her mow’ and said saft as a doo,
“ Hech, sirs, what a burden is man!”
Igi2
The South Countrie
NEVER likit the Kingdom o’ Fife—
Its kail’s as cauld as its wind and rain,
And the folk that bide benorth o’ the Clyde
They speak a langwidge that’s no my ain.
Doun in the west is a clarty nest,
And the big stane cities are no for me ;
Sae I’ll buckle my pack on my auld bent back
And tak the road for the South Countrie.
Whaur sall I enter the Promised Land,
Ower the Sutra or doun the Lyne,
Up the side o’ the water o’ Clyde
Or cross the muirs at the heid 0’ Tyne,
Or staucherin’ on by Crawfordjohn
Yont to the glens whaur Tweed rins wee ?—
It’s maitter sma’ whaur your road may fa’
Gin it land ye safe in the South Countrie.
Yon are the hills that my hert kens weel,
Hame for the weary, rest for the auld,
Braid and high as the Aprile sky,
Blue on the taps and green i’ the fauld :
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At ilka turn a bit wanderin’ burn,
And a canty biggin’ on ilka lea
There’s nocht sae braw in the wide world’s schaw
As the heughs and holms o’ the South Countrie.
Yon are the lads that my hert loes weel,
Frank and couthy and kind to a’,
Wi the open broo and the mirthfu’ mou
And the open door at the e’enin’s fa’ ;
A trig hamesteid and a lauchin’ breed
O’ weans that hearten the auld to see—
Sma’ or great, can ye find the mate
O’ the folk that bide in the South Countrie ?
The lichtest fit that traivels the roads
Maun lag and drag as the end grows near ;
Threescore and ten are the years o’ men,
And I’m bye the bit by a lang lang year.
Sae I’ll seek my rest in the land loe’d best,
And ask nae mair than that God sall gie
To my failin’ een for the hinmost scene
The gentle hills o’ the South Countrie.
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Ss)
The Shorter Catechism
(With Proofs)
HEN I was young and herdit sheep,
I read auld tales 0’ Wallace wight ;
My heid was fou o’ sangs and threep
O’ folk that feared nae mortal might.
But noo I’m auld and weel I ken
We're made alike o’ gowd and mire ;
There’s saft bits in the stievest men,
The bairnliest’s got a spunk o’ fire.
Sae hearken to me, lads,
It’s truith that EF tell - —
There’s nae man a’ courage—
I ken by mysel’.
I’ve been an elder forty year,
I’ve tried to keep the narrow way,
I’ve walked afore the Lord in fear,
I’ve never missed the kirk a day,
I’ve read the Bible in and oot,
I ken the feck o’t clean by hert ;—
But still and on I sair misdoot
I’m better noo than at the stert.
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Sae hearken to me, lads,
It’s truith I maintain !-—
Man’s works are but rags, for
I ken by my ain.
I hae a name for dacent trade ;
Pll wager a’ the countryside
Wad swear nae trustier man was made
The ford to soom, the bent to bide.
But when it comes to coupin’ horse
I’m juist like a’ that e’er were born,
I fling my heels and tak my course—
I'd sell the minister the morn.
Sae hearken to me, lads,
It’s truith that I tell :-—
There’s nae man deid honest—
I ken by mysel’.
THEOCRITUS IN SCOTS
(Idyll vii)
: WAS last back-end that me and Dauvit Sma’
And Robert Todd, the herd at Meldonha’,
The hairst weel ower and under rape and thack,
Set oot to keep the kirn at Haystounslack,
Wat Laidlaw’s fairm—for Wat’s the rale stench breed
The Borders kenned afore the auld lairds dee’d,
And a’ the soor-milk Wast ran doun the Tweed.
We werena half the road, nor bye the grain
Whaur auncient Druids left the standin’ stane,
When Gidden Scott cam heinchin’ ower the muir,
Gidden the wale o’ men; ilk kirn and fair,
1 The Greek text has not been followed in the songs, as it would
be hard to find equivalents for Lycidas and Simichidas in Lowland
Scots. Jock’s song is a free paraphrase of Victor Hugo’s Guitare.
How close that famous lyric is to the Theocritean manner will
be admitted by those who remember Walter Headlam’s Greek
version of it.
Clippin’ and spainin’, was a cheerier place
For ae sicht 0’ his honest bawsened face.
He was a drover, famed frae Clyde to Spey,
The graundest juidge o’ beasts—a dealer tae.
His furthy coat 0’ tup’s ’oo spun at hame,
His weel-worn maud that buckled roond his wame,
His snootit kep that hid the broos aneath,
His buits wi’ tackets like a harrow’s teeth,
His shairny leggin’s and his michty staff
Proclaimed him for a drover three mile aff.
““Losh ! lads,” he cried, “‘ whaur are ye traivellin’ noo,
Trig as the lassies decked for them they loe ?
Is’t to a countra splore, or to the toun
Whaur creeshy baillies to their feasts sit doun ?
Or is’t some waddin’ wi’ its pipes and reels
That gars the chuckies loup ahint your heels ?”’
““Weel met,” says I. ‘ The day our jaunt we mak
To join Wat Laidlaw’s kirn at Haystounslack.
Lang is the gait, and, sin’ it’s pairtly yours,
What say ye to a sang to wile the ’oors ?
In a’ the land frae Wigtoun to the Mearns
There’s nane that ploos sae straucht the rig o’ Burns
As your guid sel’ (so rins the countra sough) ;
And I, though frae sic genius far eneuch,
I, tae, hae clinkit rhymes at orra whiles.
We'll niffer sangs to pass the muirland miles.”
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“Na, Jock,” says he, and wagged a sarious pow,
‘‘ Sma’ share hae I in that divinest lowe.
A roopy craw as weel a pairt micht claim
I’ the laverock’s sang as me in Robin’s fame.
But sin’ we’re a’ guid freends, I’ll sing a sang
I made last Monday drovin’ ower the Whang.” ?
Giddens Song
Sin’ Andra took the jee and gaed aff across the sea
I’m as dowfi as ony fisher-wife that watches on the sand,
I’m as restless as a staig, me that aince was like a craig,
When I think upon yon far frem’t land.
We had aften cuisten oot, I mindna what aboot ;
We had feucht a bit and flytit and gien and taen the
blow ;
But oor dander was nae mair than the rouk in simmer air,
For I loe’d him as a lassie loes her joe.
He had sic a couthy way, aye sae canty and sae gay ;
He garred a body’s hert loup up and kept the warld
gaun roun’ ;
The dreichest saul could see he had sunlicht in his ee,
And there’s no his marrow left in the toun.
1 The Lang Whang is the old Edinburgh-Lanark road.
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We were ’greed like twae stirks that feed amang the birks,
My every thocht I shared wi’ him, his hinmost plack
was mine ;
We had nocht to hide frae ither, he was mair to me than
brither ;
But that’s a’ bye wi’t langsyne.
As I gang oot and in, in my heid there rins a tiine,
Some tiine o’ Andra’s playin’ in the happy days that’s
gane.
When I sit at festive scene there’s a mist comes ower my
een
For the kind lad that’s left me my lane.
So Gidden spak, and ower the lave o’ us cam
A sadness waur than penitential psalm.
The tiine was cried ; nae jovial rantin’ stave
Wad set a mood sae pensive and sae grave.
Sae, followin’ on, I cleared my hass and sung
A sang I made langsyne when I was young.
Jock’s Song
SinG, lads, and bend the bicker ; gloamin’ draps
On Wiston side.
A’ ye that dwal in sicht o’ Tintock’s taps
Frae Tweed to Clyde
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Gae stert your reels and ding the warlock Care
At young bluid’s call.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Will steal my saul.
Mind ye the lass that tised to bide langsyne
At Coulter-fit ?
(Gae pipe your sprigs, for youth is ill to bin’
And pleesures flit.)
Her mither keep’t the inn, and doun the stair
A’ day wad bawl.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Will steal my saul.
My heid rins round—I think they ca’d her Jean.
She looked sae high,
She walked sae prood, it micht hae been the Queen
As she gaed bye,
Buskit sae trig, and ower her yellow hair
A denty shawl.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Will steal my saul.
Ae day the King himsel’ was ridin’ through
And saw her face.
He telled his son, “‘ For ae kiss 0’ her mou
I’d change my place
Wi ony gangrel, roup my royal share,
My kingly hall.”
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Will steal my saul.
I kenna if I loe’d the lassie true,
But this I ken ;
To get a welcome frae her een o’ blue,
To see again
Her dimpled cheek, ten ’ears 0’ life I’d spare
In prison wall.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Will steal my saul.
Ae simmer morn when a’ the lift was clear
And saft winds sighed,
Wi kilted coats I saw her wanderin’ near
The burnie’s tide.
Thinks I, Queen Mary was na half as fair
In days o’ aul’.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain mutr
Will steal my saul.
Sing, lads, and bend the bicker ; e’enin’ fa’s—
My denty doo
Has sell’t hersel’ for gowd and silken braws
That weemen loe.
A feckless laird has bocht her beauty rare,
Her love, her all.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain mut
Will steal my saul.
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I watched them as their coach gaed ower the pass
Wi’ blindit een ;
A shilpit carle aside the brawest lass
That Scotland’s seen.
Far, far she’s gane, and toom the warld and puir
Whaur I maun dwal.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Will steal my saul.
A’ day I wander like a restless ghaist
Ower hill and lea ;
The gun hangs in the spence, the rod’s uniised,
The dowg gangs free...
At nicht I dream, and O! my dreams are sair,
My hert’s in thrall.
The wind that blaws frae yont the mountain muir
Has stown my saul.
Loud Gidden spak ; “ Weel dune !—The convoy’s ower.
Here we maun pairt, for I’m for Auchenlour.
Oor forbears, when they set a makkers’ test
Gied cups and wreaths to him that sang the best.
Nae drink hae I, thae muirland floo’ers are wauf,
Sae tak for awms my trustit hazel staff.”
We cried guid-farin’ to his massy back,
And turned intil the road for Haystounslack.
Aroond the hills and heughs the gloamin’ crap,
And a braw mune cam ridin’ ower the slap.
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The stirlin’s crooded thick as flees in air,
An auld blackcock was flytin’ on the muir.
Afore the steadin’ cairts were settin’ doun
Ilk snoddit lassie in her kirk-gaun gown,
And bauld young lads were swingin’ up the braes,
Ilk ane wi’ glancin’ een and dancin’ taes.
The fiddles scrapit and atower the din
The “ Floo’ers 0’ Embro’ ” soughed oot on the win’.
Furth frae the ben cam sic a noble reek
That hungry folk maun snowk but daurna speak ;—
Haggis and tripe, and puddin’s black, and yill,
And guid saut beef and braxy frae the hill,
Crisp aiten farles, bannocks and seein’ kail ;
And at the door stood Wat to cry us hail.
His walie nieves upheld a muckle bowl
Whase spicy scent was unction to the saul.
His ladle plowtered in the reamin’ brew,
And for us three he filled the rummers fou.
Nae nectar that the auld gods quaffed on hie,
Nae heather wine wanchancy warlocks prie,
Nae Well 0’ Bethlehem or Siloam’s piile,
Was ever half as guid as Wattie’s yill.
Heaven send anither ’ear that I gang back
To drink wi’ honest folk at Haystounslack !
THEOCRITUS IN SCOTS
The Fishers
(Idyll xxi)
; IS puirtith sooples heid and hand
And gars inventions fill the land ;
And dreams come fast to folk that lie
Wi’ nocht atween them and the sky.
Twae collier lads frae near Lasswade,
Auld skeely fishers, fand their bed
Ae simmer’s nicht aside the shaw
Whaur Manor rins by Cademuir Law.
Dry flowe-moss made them pillows fine,
And, for a bield to kep the win’,
A muckle craig owerhung the burn,
A’ thacked wi’ blaeberry and fern.
Aside them lay their rods and reels,
Their flee-books and their auncient creels.
The pooches o’ their moleskin breeks
Contained unlawfw’ things like cleeks,
For folk that fish to fill their wame
Are no fasteedious at the game.
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The twae aye took their jaunts thegither ;
Geordie was ane and Tam the ither.
Their chaumer was the mune-bricht sky,
The siller stream their lullaby.
When knocks in touns were chappin’ three,
Tam woke and rubbed a blinkin’ ee.
It was the ’oor when troots are boun’
To gulp the May-flee floatin’ doun,
Afore the sun is in the glens
And dim are a’ the heughs and dens.
TAM
“ Short is the simmer’s daurk, they say,
But this ane seemed as lang’s the day ;
For siccan dreams as passed my sicht
I never saw in Januar’ nicht.
If some auld prophet chiel were here
I wad hae ciirious things to speir.”’
GEORDIE
“It’s conscience gars the nichtmares rin,
Sae, Tam my lad, what hae ye dune ?”
TAM
“Nae ill; my saul is free frae blame,
Nor hae I wrocht ower hard my wame,
For last we fed, as ye maun awn,
On a sma’ troot and pease-meal scone.
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But hear my dream, for aiblins you
May find a way to riddle’t true. . .
I thocht that I was castin’ steady
At the piile’s tail ayont the smiddy,
Wi’ finest gut and sma’est flee,
For the air was clear and the water wee ;
When sudden wi’ a rowst and swish
I rase a maist enormous fish . . .
I struck and heuked the monster shiire,
Guidsakes ! to see him loup in air !
It was nae saumon, na, nor troot ;
To the last yaird my line gaed oot,
As up the stream the warlock ran
As wild as Job’s Leviathan.
I got him stopped below the linn,
Whaur verra near I tummled in,
Aye prayin’ hard my heuk wad haud ;
And syne he turned a dorty jaud,
Sulkin’ far doun amang the stanes.
I tapped the butt to stir his banes.
He warsled here and plowtered there,
But still I held him ticht and fair,
The water rinnin’ oxter-hie,
The sweat aye drippin’ in my ee.
Sae bit by bit I wysed him richt
And broke his stieve and fashious micht,
Till sair fordone he cam to book
And walloped in a shallow crook.
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I had nae gad, sae doun my wand
I flang and pinned him on the sand.
I claucht him in baith airms and peched
Ashore—he was a michty wecht ;
Nor stopped till I had got him shiire
Amang the threshes on the muir.
Then, Geordie lad, my een I rowed
The beast was made o’ solid gowd !—
Sic ferlie as was never kenned,
A’ glitterin’ gowd frae end to end !
I lauched, I grat, my kep I flang,
I danced a sprig, I sang a sang.
And syne I wished that I micht dee
If wark again was touched by me. . . .
Wi that I woke; nae fish was there—
Juist the burnside and empty muir.
Noo tell me honest, Geordie lad,
Think ye yon daftlike aith will haud ?”’
GEORDIE
“Tuts, Tam ye fule, the aith ye sware
Was like your fish, nae less, nae mair.
For dreams are nocht but simmer rouk,
- And him that trusts them hunts the gowk. ...
It’s time we catched some fish o’ flesh F
Or we will baith gang brekfastless.”
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INTER ARMA
Sweet Argos
An Epistle from Jock in billets to Sandy in the trenches.
HEN the Almichty took His hand
Frae shapin’ skies and seas and land,
Some orra bits left ower He fand,
Riddled them roun’—
A clart o’ stane and wud and sand—
And made this toun.
A glaury loan, a tumblin’ kirk,
Twae glandered mears, a dwaibly stirk,
Hens, ae auld wife, a wauflike birk—
That’s whaur I dwal,
While you are fechtin’ like a Turk
Ayont Thiepval.
The weet drips through the bauks abune,
Ootbye the cundies roar and rin,
There’s comfort naether oot nor in,
The wind gangs blather ;—
We maun be michty sunk in sin
To earn sic wather.
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But, Sandy lad, for you it’s waur,
You on that muckle Zollern scaur,
Your lintwhite locks a’ fyled wi’ glaur,
And hungry—my word !
While Gairmans dae the best they daur
To send ye skyward... .
’Twas late yestreen that we cam doun
The road that leads frae Morval toun ;
We cam like mice, nae sang nor soun’,
Nae daff nor jest ;
Like ghaists that trail the midnicht roun’
We crap to rest.
For sax weeks hunkerin’ in a hole
We'd kenned the warst a man can thole—
Nae skirlin’ dash frae goal to goal
Yellin’ like wud,
But the lang stell that wechts the soul
And tooms the bluid.
Weel, yestereen we limped alang,
Me and auld Dave frae Cambuslang,
And Andra, him that had the gang
In Tamson’s mills,
And Linton Bob that wrocht amang
The Pentland Hills.
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And as we socht oor shauchlin’ way
Atween the runts o’ Bernafay,
The mune ayont the darkenin’ brae
Lichted a gap.
Bob peched. ‘‘ Ma God,” I heard him say,
“The Cauldstaneslap ! ”
Syne we won ower the hinmost rig
Amang the dumps, whaur warm and trig
The braziers lowe and wee trucks jig
Frae bing to ree.
Dave gripped my airm. “ It’s fair Coatbrig!”’
He stepped oot free. . . .
This morn I’m sittin’ on a box,
Reddin’ an unco pair 0’ socks,
Watchin’ the yaird whaur muckle docks
And nettles blaw,
And turks’ caps, marygolds and phlox
Stand in a raw.
The berry busses hing wi’ weet,
The smiddy clang comes doun the street,
A coo is routin’, bairnies greet,
A young cock craws.—
I shut my een; my traivelled feet
Were back 1’ the Shaws.
5°
Back twenty year. A tautit wean,
I heard my granny’s voice complain
O’ bursted buits: I saw the rain
Rin aff the byre ;
The burn wi’ foamin’ yellow mane
Roared doun the swire.
A can o’ worms ae pooch concealed,
The tither scones weel brooned and jeeled ;
Let eld sit cowerin’ in the beild,
Youth maun be oot ;
The rain may pour, he’s for the field
Io catch’a troot....2..
And, Sandy lad, a stound o’ joy
Gaed through my breist. A halflin’s ploy,
An auld wife’s tale, a bairnie’s toy,
A lassie’s favour,
Are things nae war can clean destroy
Nor kill the savour.
It’s in sma’ things that greatness lies,
The simple aye confoonds the wise,
The towers that ettle at the skies
Crack, coup and tummle,
The blather, swalled to unco size,
Bursts wi’ a rummle. .
Straucht to the Deil oor hainin’s fly ;
A spate can droon the best o’ kye:
The day oor heids we cairry high
And wanton rarely :—
The morn in some black sheugh dounbye
We floonder sairly.
The breist o’ man is fortune-pruif,
He heeds nor jade nor deil nor cuif,
If twae-three things the Guid Folk give
His lot to cheer,
The sma’ things that oor mortal luve
Maun aye haud dear.
What gars us fecht ? It’s no the law,
Nor poaliticians in a raw,
Nor hate o’ folk we never saw ;—
Oot in yon hell
TPve killed a wheen—the job wad staw
Auld Hornie’s sel’.
It’s luve, my man, nae less nae mair,—
Luve o’ auld freends at kirk and fair,
Auld-farrant sangs that memories bear
QO’ but and ben,
Some wee cot-hoose far up the muir
Or doun the glen.
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And Gairmans are nae doot the same:
The lad ye’ve stickin’ in the wame
Fechts no for deevilment or fame,
But juist for pride
In his bit dacent canty hame
By some burnside.
It’s queer that the Almichty’s plan
Sud set oot man to fecht wi’ man
For the same luve—their native lan’,
And wife and weans.
It’s queer, but threep the best ye can,
The truith remains.
The warld’s a fecht. Frae star to stane
The hale Creation strives in pain.
Paiks maun be tholed by ilk alane,
The cup be drainit,
If man’s to get the bunemost gain
That God’s ordainit.
But luve’s the fire that keeps him gaun, —
Ilk puir forjaskit weariet man.
Hate sparks like pouther in the pan,
And pride will flicker,
But luve will burn till skies are faun,
Mair clear and siccar.
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And a’ we socht o’ honest worth
We'll find again in nobler birth,
For Heaven itsel’ begins on earth,
And caps the riggin’
O’ what in pain and toil and dearth
We’ve aye been biggin’.
Nae walth o’ gowden streets for me ;
I ask but that my een sud see
The auld green hopes, the broomy lea,
The clear burn’s piiles,
And wander whaur the wind blaws free
Frae heather hills.
Sae, Sandy, if it’s written true
That you and me sud warstle through,
Wi’ whatna joy we'll haud the ploo
And delve the yaird !
Ten thoosandfauld the mair we'll loe
Oor Border swaird !
But if like ither dacent men
We've looked oor last on Etterick glen,
And some day sune will see the en’
That brings nae shame,
We'll face’t,—for in that ’oor we’ll ken
We're hame, we’re hame.
On Leave
I HAD auchteen months o’ the war,
Steel and pouther and reek,
Fitsore, weary and wauf,—
Syne I got hame for a week.
Daft-like I entered the toun,
I scarcely kenned for my ain.
I sleepit twae days in my bed,
The third I buried my wean.
The wife sat greetin’ at hame,
While I wandered oot to the hill,
My hert as cauld as a stane,
But my heid gaun roond like a mill.
I wasna the man I had been,—
Juist a gangrel dozin’ in fits ;—
The pin had faun oot o’ the warld,
And I doddered amang the bits.
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I clamb to the Lammerlaw
And sat me doun on the cairn ;—
The best o’ my freends were deid,
And noo I had buried my bairn ;—
The stink o’ the gas in my nose,
The colour o’ bluid in my ee,
And the biddin’ o’ Hell in my lug
To curse my Maker and dee.
But up in that gloamin’ hour,
On the heather and thymy sod,
Wi’ the sun gaun doun in the Wast
I made my peace wi’ God... .
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I saw a thoosand hills,
Green and gowd i’ the licht,
Roond and backit like sheep,
Huddle into the nicht.
But I kenned they werena hills,
But the same as the mounds ye see
Doun by the back o’ the line
Whaur they bury oor lads that dee.
They were juist the same as at Loos
Whaur we happit Andra and Dave.—
There was naething in life but death,
And a’ the warld was a grave.
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A’ the hills were graves,
The graves o’ the deid langsyne,
And somewhere oot in the Wast
Was the grummlin’ battle-line.
But up frae the howe o’ the glen
Came the waft o’ the simmer een.
The stink gaed oot o’ my nose,
And I sniffed it, caller and clean.
The smell o’ the simmer hills,
Thyme and hinny and heather,
Jeniper, birk and fern,
Rose in the lown June weather.
It minded me o’ auld days,
When I wandered barefit there,
Guddlin’ troot in the burns,
Howkin’ the tod frae his lair.
If a’ the hills were graves
There was peace for the folk aneath
And peace for the folk abune,
And life in the hert o’ death... .
Up frae the howe o’ the glen
Cam the murmur o’ wells that creep
To swell the heids o’ the burns,
And the kindly voices 0’ sheep.
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And the cry o’ a whaup on the wing,
And a plover seekin’ its bield.—
And oot o’ my crazy lugs
Went the din o’ the battlefield.
I flang me doun on my knees
And I prayed as my hert wad break,
And I got my answer sune,
For oot o’ the nicht God spake.
As a man that wauks frae a stound
And kens but a single thocht,
Oot o’ the wind and the nicht
I got the peace that I socht.
Loos and the Lammerlaw,
The battle was feucht in baith,
Death was roond and abune,
But life in the hert o’ death.
A’ the warld was a grave,
But the grass on the graves was green,
And the stanes were bields for hames,
And the laddies played atween.
Kneelin’ aside the cairn
On the heather and thymy sod,
The place I had kenned as a bairn,
I made my peace wi’ God.
The Kirk Bell
HEN oor lads gaed ower the tap
It was nine o’ a Sabbath morn.
I felt as my hert wad stap,
And I wished I had ne’er been born ;
I wished I had ne’er been born
For I feared baith the foe and mysel’,
Till there fell on my ear forlorn
The jow o’ an auld kirk bell.
For a moment the guns were deid,
Sae I heard it faint and far ;
And that bell was ringin’ inside my heid
As I stauchered into the war.
I heard nae ither soun’,
Though the air was a wild stramash,
And oor barrage beat the grun’
Like the crack o’ a cairter’s lash,
Like the sting o’ a lang whup lash ;
And ilk breath war a prayer or an aith,
And whistle and drone and crash
Made the pitiless sang o’ death.
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But in a’ that deavin’ din
Like the cry o’ the lost in Hell,
I was hearkenin’ to a peacefu’ tiine
In the jow o’ a far-off bell.
I had on my Sabbath claes,
And was steppin’ doucely the gait
To the kirk on the broomy braes ;
I was standin’ aside the yett,
Crackin’ aside the yett ;
And syne I was singin’ lood
’Mang the lasses snod and blate
Wi their roses and southernwood.
I hae nae mind o’ the tex’
For the psalm was the thing for me,
And I gied a gey wheen Huns their paiks
To the ttiine o’ auld “ Dundee.”’
They tell me I feucht like wud,
And I’ve got a medal to shaw,
But in a’ that habble o’ smoke and bluid
My mind was far awa’ ;
My mind was far awa’
In the peace o’ a simmer glen,
Daunderin’ hame ower the heathery law,
Wi’ twae-three ither men... .
But sudden the lift grew red
Ere we wan to the pairtin’ place ;
And the next I kenned I was lyin’ in bed
And a Sister washin’ my face.
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My faither was stench U.P. ;
Nae guid in Rome could he fin’ ;
But, this war weel ower, I’m gaun back to see
That kirk ahint the line—
That kirk ahint oor line,
And siller the priest I’ll gie
To pray for the sauls o’ the deid langsyne
Whae bigged the steeple for me.
It’s no that I’m chief wi’ the Pape,
But I owe the warld to yon bell ;
And the beadle that swung the rape
Will get half a croon for himsel’.
Home Thoughts from Abroad
AIFTER the war, says the papers, they'll no be content
at hame,
The lads that hae feucht wi death twdae’ car?’ the mud and
the rain and the snaw ;
For aifter a sodger’s life the shop will be unco tame ;
They'll ettle at fortune and freedom in the new lands far awa.
No me!
By God! Nome!
Aince we hae lickit oor faes
And aince I get oot o’ this hell,
For the rest o’ my leevin’ days
Pll mak a pet o’ mysel’.
Pll haste me back wi’ an eident fit
And settle again in the same auld bit.
And oh! the comfort to snowk again
The reek 0’ my mither’s but-and-ben,
The wee box-bed and the ingle neuk
And the kail-pat hung frae the chimley-heuk !
I'll gang back to the shop like a laddie to play,
Tak doun the shutters at skreigh o’ day,
And weigh oot floor wi’ a carefu’ pride,
And hear the clash o’ the countraside.
Pll wear for ordinar’ a roond hard hat,
A collar and dicky and black cravat.
If the weather’s wat I'll no stir ootbye
Wi oot an umbrella to keep me dry.
I think I’d better no tak a wife—
I’ve had a’ the adventure I want in life.—
But at nicht, when the doors are steeked, I’ sit,
While the bleeze loups high frae the aiken ruit,
And smoke my pipe aside the crook.
And read in some douce auld-farrant book ;
Or crack wi’ Davie and mix a rummer,
While the auld wife’s pow nid-nods in slum’er ;
And hark to the winds gaun tearin’ bye
And thank the Lord I’m sae warm and dry.
When simmer brings the lang bricht e’en,
I'll daunder doun to the bowling-green,
Or delve my yaird and my roses tend
For the big floo’er-show in the next back-end.
Whiles, when the sun blinks aifter rain,
I'll tak my rod and gang up the glen ;
Me and Davie, we ken the piiles
Whaur the troot grow great in the howes o’ the hills;
And, wanderin’ back when the gloamin’ fa’s
And the midges dance in the hazel shaws,
We'll stop at the yett ayont the hicht
And drink great wauchts o’ the scented nicht,
While the hoose lamps kin’le raw by raw
And a yellow star hings ower the law.
Davie will lauch like a wean at a fair
And nip my airm to mak certain shire
That we’re back frae yon place o’ dule and dreid,
To oor ain kind warld—
But Davie’s deid !
Nae mair gude nor ill can betide him.
We happit him doun by Beaumont toun,
And the half o’ my hert’s in the mools aside him.
Fragment of an Ode in Praise of the Royal Scots Fustlters
Ye'll a’ hae heard tell o’ the Fusilier Jocks,
The famous auld Fusilier Jocks !
They’re as stieve as a stane,
And as teuch as a bane,
And as gleg as a pack o’ muircocks.
They’re maistly as braid as they’re lang,
And the Gairman’s a pump off the fang
When he faces the fire in their ee.
They’re no verra bonny,
I question if ony
Mair terrible sicht ye could see
Than a chairge o’ the Fusilier Jocks.
It gars Hindenburg swear
“ Gott in Himmel, nae mair
O’ thae sudden and scan’alous shocks!”
And the cannon o’ Krupp
Ane and a’ they shut up
Like a pentit bit jaick-in-the-box,
At the rush o’ the Fusilier Jocks.
The Kaiser he says to his son
(The auld ane that looks like a fox)—
"I went ower far
When I stertit this war,
Forgettin’ the Fusilier Jocks.
I could manage the French and Italians and Poles,
The Russians and Tartars and yellow Mongols,
The Serbs and the Belgians, the English and Greeks,
And even the lads that gang wantin’ the breeks ;
But what o’ thae Fusilier Jocks,
That stopna for duntin’ and knocks ?
They’d rin wi’ a yell
Ower the plainstanes o’ Hell ;
They’re no men ava—they are rocks !
They'd gang barefit
Through the Bottomless Pit,
And they'll tak Berlin in their socks,—
Wiil thae terrible Fusilier Jocks!”
The Great Ones
Ae morn aside the road frae Bray
I wrocht my squad to mend the track ;
A feck o’ sodgers passed that way
And garred me often straucht my back.
By cam a General on a horse,
A jinglin’ lad on either side.
I gie’d my best salute of course,
Well pleased to see sic honest pride.
And syne twae Frenchmen in a cawr—
Yon are the lads to speel the braes ;
They speldered me inch-deep wi’ glaur
And verra near ran ower my taes.
And last the pipes, and at their tail
Oor gaucy lads in martial line.
I stopped my wark and cried them hail,
And wished them weel for auld lang syne.
An auld chap plooin’ on the muir
Ne’er jee’d his heid nor held his han’,
But drave his furrow straucht and fair,—
Thinks I, “ But ye’re the biggest man.”
Fisher Jamie
PUIR Jamie’s killed. A better lad
Ye wadna find to busk a flee
Or burn a piile or wield a gad
Frae Berwick to the Clints o’ Dee.
And noo he’s in a happier land.—
It’s Gospel truith and Gospel law
That Heaven’s yett maun open stand
To folk that for their country fa’.
But Jamie will be ill to mate ;
He lo’ed nae miisic, kenned nae tiines
Except the sang o’ Tweed in spate,
Or Talla loupin’ ower its linns.
I sair misdoot that Jamie’s heid
A croun o’ gowd will never please ;
He liked a kep o’ dacent tweed
Whaur he could stick his casts o’ flees.
If Heaven is a’ that man can dream
And a’ that honest herts can wish,
It maun provide some muirland stream,
For Jamie dreamed o’ nocht but fish.
And weel I wot he’ll up and speir
In his bit blate and canty way,
Wi’ kind Apostles standin’ near
Whae in their time were fishers tae.
He'll offer back his gowden croun
And in its place a rod he'll seek,
And bashfu’-like his herp lay doun
And speir a leister and a cleek.
For Jims had aye a poachin’ whim ;
He'll sune grow tired, wi’ lawfu’ flee
Made frae the wings o’ cherubim,
O’ castin’ ower the Crystal Sea. .. .
I picter him at gloamin’ tide
Steekin’ the backdoor o’ his hame
And hastin’ to the waterside
To play again the auld auld game ;
And syne wi’ saumon on his back,
Catch’t clean against the Heavenly law,
And Heavenly byliffs on his track,
Gaun linkin’ doun some Heavenly shaw.
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