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Songs, Ballads, and Poems
Ainslie, Hew
Published 1857
THE TWA MAIDENS AND THEIR MEN FIRST MAIDEN SLOW o'er a sky, young May had drest, The glow o' day was gathering west, Where darkly ' gainst the deepening glare Rose the rough ruins o' St. Clair. It was an eve that grief had chose, When time had master'd half her woes, To give to sorrow's mellowing dye, A scanter tear, a softer sigh. Nor was it fitted less For love's delicious tenderness ; - The very whisperings o' the gale Seem'd soften'd for a lover's tale. When down the lane young Maggie's gane Wi' step as she were dancing, Her rosy cheek, like e'ening's streak, Like stars her e'en are glancing. She's in her shoon, her task is doon, The foddering an' the milking, A ribbon rare is in her hair, An' canty lays she 's lilting. MAGGIE'S SANG. THE laverock awakens the welkin, Our mavis he sings down the sun, An' he's the braw bird o' my likin', That tells us the day work is done. Then hey for the sang o' the gloamin' , The laverock awakes us to wark; While the mavis sings, " Johnny ' s a comin', ' To meet wi' his Meg when it's dark. There's bonnier blooms in the simmer, Than craw flowers an' gowans, we ken, An' statelier trees amang timmer, Than bushes are busking our glen. decking But hey for the birk hings sae featly, The primrose an' genty hare-bells ! That scent our wee bourock sae sweetly, When cracking at e'en by oursel's. Near whar the burnie takes a crook, Ye'd found their cosey canny nook ; The rowntree nodding owre the brae, Right gallantly to thorn an ' slae ; While a' around, sae fresh an' fair, Told Spring had been right busy there. True to his tryst, ' wi' loup an sten, ' Young Jock came whistling up the glen ; Light to the trysting-tree he sprang, Venting his spirit in a sang. JOHNNY'S SANG. THE wind it came saft frae the southart, Awakening the bird an' the bee; Cleeding bourocks were sair winter wither'd, An' busking our bonny hawtree. An' fee-day will soon follow on it, When down comes the pennies an' poun's, Our lads then will don a new bonnet, Our lassies new ribbons an' gowns. Then hey for the time cowes the claver, The tedding an' bigging o' ricks ! When auld bodies take to their havers, An' youngsters to tousling an' tricks. Brown hairst, when the weather is lythsome, An' out comes the bansters and baŭns, Our lassies they kythe then sae blythsome, It's hard, man, to haud aff your hans ! An' syne when we ' re dune wi' the leading, An' a' thing comes bein to the birn ; Our laird he sits king o' the feeding, But Maggie's the queen o' the kirn ! Then hey for a bab at the babby, The tousling, the boosing, an' a', An' hey for my bonny wee Maggie, The pride o' the rig an' the ha' ! But hark ye ! on the nether bank, Whar supple saughs are waving rank, There's rustling o' a petticoat Weel Johnny kens the owner o't— A laugh-a loup-a shout o' glee— An' Meg the dawty 's on his knee. Then came the squeezing an' the smack, Nae sic as cauldrife wooers tak ; But that lang kiss, an' hearty grip, Tells how the bosom works the lip Till Maggie, gasping out o' breath, Declares he'd worry her to death. Belyve, he ' s calm an' doucer grown, An' then, wi' earnest words, an' lowne, He's tald her hoo the clachan wright Was bandit in a paction tight, To hae a' ready, reel an' rock The aumry an' the aught day clock- Wi' ilka loom auld kimmers ken Is mensfu' in a butt an' benn. Forby Frae Rab o' Whinnyhause He'd rentit ' gainst next Martinmass Acot-house an' a hawkie's grass. But safe us ! when the lad was led in, To mint at bridal day an' beddin' When Maggie would be a' his ain ;- He tint his tether stick again, An' took to ranting an' to singing, Till Roslin's echoes a' are ringing ! The sma' kattie wran has quattit her nest, Awondering what din 's been breaking her rest, An' flitter'd about on her windlestrae legs In mortal dread for her wee pea eggs. Ye needna be frightit, my bonny bit hen, But haud awa' hame to your saft foggy den, For weel it's been kent, this warl out thro' , In days lang syne as in days e'enoo, When maidens are leaning on lovers' breasts, It's little they think o' herrying nests. SECOND MAIDEN. BUT another sight was seen that night, Where the grim auld castle stood, An' the restless linn sent an eerie din Thro' the howlet haunted wood. For there ' midst the wrack o' auld ruins black, A lonesome maiden sat ; On her heaving breast her hands are press'd, An' her wan young cheek is wat. An' aft her sad eye takes a range o' the sky, Or sweeps by the Harper's ha', But it hurries aye back, to rest on the wrack O' the grim auld castle wa'. Then closing her eye, wi' a moan an' a sigh, Her head on her bosom she hung ; Like the wailing dove, o'er her long - lost love, This dowie sang she sung. THE ROVER'S SANG. COME launch the big brimmer, my boys, Wi' the brandy and wine we will spice it, And if night is too short for our joys, Wi' the best o' to- morrow we 'll splice it. When broad moons are sailing on high, Your Rover he swings at an anchor ; When black winds are sweeping the sky, Then hurra for the boom and the spanker Who'd live a dull landlubber's life, When there's money and mirth o'er the waters ? Who'd hitch to one wearisome wife, When France hath such frolicsome daughters ? Ay, gi'e me the beauties o' Brest— They ' re the darlings for fun and for freedom. What's sweeter, when lovingly prest, Than the frauleins that waltz it in Schniedam ? Bale, bale then the brimmer to- night, While we tell o' our cruising an' kissing ; How press-gangs were shov'd out o' sight, And gaugers were found ' mong the missing; Ay, roar up some jolly old runs, When the sea was a scouring our scuppers, How we dodged the old Commodore's guns, And bedevil'd His Majesty's cutters. Then here's to our roving marine, He's the jolliest mate that ' s a-going ; Right end up, wherever he ' s seen, Be 't the wave or the wine cup that 's flowing. All flags, but his country's own, With a rousing hurra, he can hail her ; And his motto, wherever he ' s known, Is, Free trade and the rights o' the sailor ! THE TROKER. A WEE the harvest side o' Yule, As frost was flooring burn an' pool, An' king's hie way an' cottar's lane Were stiffened like the quarry stane ; The day was doure, an' as the light Was hurrying hillward out o' sight, As gif it eem'd it were nae thrift, To shine on sic a dirty lift ; A carle came tramping up the way That hauds awa' to Ballantrae. A man he was o' stalwart mak, If ane might gauge him by the pack That hint his buirdly shouthers hung, As weel as by his muckle rung. His step was steeve, his leg was trim, But what aneath his bonnet rim , Should been a Christian face, I vow, It kyth'd the grunzie o' a Jew ! A beard, would make a poney's tether, An' then, twa wally cowes o' heather Had effige'd his whiskers. - Truly, He'd made a brainger in a brulzie. Right on he strade, till he came tae, The wastling shouther o' the brae ; Then like a man o' stane he stood , Glowring outoure the corbie's wood, To where, a wee ayont the howe, A sma' farm house stood on a knowe. It seem'd a lane but cosey bigging, Wi' wa's o' stane an' theekit rigging. Our Laird's herd , Jock, came whistling by, As he drave hame the nowt an' kye ; On him our Troker coost a look- cast Jock's mou' that moment tint the crook, An' stoitering, stammer'd out " gude e'en, " reeling Thinking his life no worth a preen. The carle leuch, to see the chiel laughed Boggle as he'd run owre a de'il ; wince An' syne, in words o' lawland sough, Speer'd wha might win in yonder cleugh ? The lad took heart, as soon ' s he faun', The carle spak like Christian man. "It's auld Rab Glen, wha 's no been fier, Since tawtie lifting was a year ; An' mair an war', his gude auld kimmer Has no been just hersel' sin' simmer, While Jean-their bonny daughter Jean— Keeps spinning there from morn till e'en, Striving, as a' around can tell, To fend twa sick folk an' hersel'. shift for The warst is owre tho' , for we hear Our Laird, wha ' s fleech'd for three lang year, Has gat her trysted, an' next ook, She'll be the Lady o' Carnook." "When I said this, " quo' Johnny Tamson, "He look't as he ' d hae thrash't a Samson ; An' utter'd words I'se no be naming, Seem'd unca like downright blaspheming. " But soon our anger't carle grew douce, An' airting towards Robin's house, Took sic lang strides, an' strade sae fast, A lang Scots mile was shortlings past. He's tirl'd gently at the pin, An' Jeanie saftly said, " come in ;" An' in he gaed a' gruff an' grim— Jean laid her han' on the wheel rim, An' star'd as he his " gude e'en" shor'd In words as calm ' s he could afford. " The weather's course, an' lang's the way, That I hae trampit out the day ; Sae wi' your will, as gane ' s the light, I'd like to shelter here the night. " Cl Gudeman, " said Jeanie, an' her e'e Grew watery, as the carle could see, "I'm laith to bid ye streek your gate On sic a night, sae cauld an' late ; But waes me, sir, lang months o' ailing Has scrimpit sae our ance gude mailing, That little ' s left, as ye may see, To entertain the stranger wi' ." “ I'm seeking nought, my comely quean, The carle look'd sad an' sair at Jean.- But just aside your ingle nook, Till daylight, frae the blast to jouk ; An' gif it be, as ye would mint, This house has lang had trouble in ' t, I'm blyth to say that I hae airts, Whilk I owretook in foreign parts, That mak's me maister o' a' sickness, Like racking pains an' inward weakness ; Sae wi' your will, I'se do my best, To gi'e them ease, if sae distress'd ." Our auld wife, wha sat in the dais, Gat up an' show'd her runkl'd face ; Poortith had eaten deep, and grief Had bleach'd it like a frostit leaf. In words came howe, as she'd been boss, She tald hoo mickle scaith an' loss Had follow'd her gudeman's mishap, As loss o' nowt an' waste o' crap. She spak too o' the waesome brash, Had left her feckless as a rash. "Their gear was poindit ; But Carnook, The Laird from wham the lan' was took, Was boun', when Jeanie was his bride, To lay the poinding plea aside ; An' Jeanie, tho' he was a coof, Had plighted him her word an' loof ; As her braw sweetheart, Willy Grame, Had perished far awa' frae hame. " Poor Jeanie moan'd a sad " Alas !" An' threw the apron owre her face. The Troker stampit wi' his fit, An' gi'e his teeth a grewsome grit, As our auld wifie gather'd breath To sum the upshot o' their scaith. "Sair hae we suffer't, tho' we've tried , The skill o' a' the country side, An' wair'd on doctors far an' near The feck o' our hard gotten gear. Sae whatsome'er your airts may be, As we hae nought to mense ye wi', An' tint a' faith in drug or pill , It's needless here to waste your skill. " "Sit down," quo' he, " an' had your tongue," As aff he laid his pack an' rung— "They ' re sair to blame, and gi'e offense To ane owre-watching providence, Wha fleer at ony mean that's offer'd , Whan, wi' gude will, it's freely proffer'd . " Our wiffie calm'd, an' Jeanie sicht, As wakening up the winking light, While frae his pack our Troker brought A gardevine, right- queer owrewrought Wi' images o' awsome brutes, As e'er war seen in horns or clutes ; hoofs Bang'd out a bottle, syne a caup, An' stroan'd it reaming to the tap- "Hae, haud that, kimmer, to your lips, An' tak it doon wi' canny sips !" The ingle noo bleezed bright, an' Jean Had made the hearthstane snod an' clean ; Whereon she stood, as in a swither, quandary 'Tween hope an' fear, she e'ed her mither. On her our Troker stell'd his e'e.— And comely was that maid to see. Tall, straught as ony willow wan' , An' gracefu' as the sooming swan. Aneath her locks o' raven hue, Like lily blossom kyth'd her brow. A cheek, smooth as the polish'd stane But, och-an- ee! the rose was gane. Our wiffie gi'e a wee bit hoast, Like ane whas drink the gate has lost, Gat up, an' straught began to hirple Across the floor, to hand a sirple O' the gude gear to her gudeman ; Our Troker couthly took her han', An' led her where, upon his back, Auld Robin lay, the waesome wrack O' pains an' poortith-grewsome pair, Hounds mony a stout heart to despair ! Wi' tenty han' they set him up An' steadied to his mou' the cup. He preed an' pech'd, an preed again, — Said he could haud the cup himlane Declar'd baith taste an' smell war gude He faund it working thro' his blood. Our Caird was growing fast a pet When clank ! a rap comes to the yett. "Up, Jeanie lassie ! draw the pin, An' let the Laird o' Carnook in." A fearsome glowre our doctoring Caird Let out, as she brought ben the Laird, Wha fidg'd about, an' sought a seat, Vow'd he was vext to be sae late, But he'd been to the Burrowtown, An' coft for her the bridal gown, Sae could na rest, nor think o' meat, Till he came wast to let her see ' t. Syne clapt his loofs, an' winkt, an ' cackl'd, While Jeanie stood like ane hapshachl'd, Gi'eing her answers wi' a stare, Like ane whas mind 's some itherwhere. His e'e at last fell on the Caird- "An' wha may ye be ?" quo' the Laird. "I'm Frank the Troker, Frank Mac Fee, A chiel wha ' ll neither cheat nor lee." Our Lairdie gi'e his mouth a thraw, An' open'd wi' a loud guffaw.- "This warld maun sure be near an en' , When Trokers turn up honest men. But come, as words are win' , let's see, How ye ' ll pit this in preef to me. " Kytching his pack, our Troker said, Gif he 'd be wairing on that maid, The price o' bracelet, brooch or pin, An' were a judge o' gauds, he'd fin ', He was to Johnny Cheats nae kin ; Nor mell'd wi' sic as lee'd an' blether'd, But kept a conscience tightly tether'd. "Aweel, aweel-to stap your snash, Let's look at this same wally trash." A box a' co'er'd wi' goud an green, Was set afore his Lairdship's e'en. Pang'd fu' o ' jewels rich an' rare, As ever glanc'd on lady fair— Bobs for the lugs, an' finger rings, Wi' leeming pearlings, strings on strings. The Lairdie gi'e a start an' stammer, Like ane whas e'en are fasht wi' glammer, But soon as he came to his breath, He boutit up an' swore an aith— He was nae Caird, but some deceiver, A cheat-the-woody, hie-sea riever ; "An' ere the morn is on the lift, I'se hae ye by the hugars tight, 'Less ye can mak it plain to me Hoo ye cam by this gauderie." The Troker heard the body's yaup, As gorhawks listen to a whaup.- "Hout, Laird, ye ' re like a tap o' tow, An' unca easy set alowe ; But no to hunt about the buss, An' straughten crooks wi' sma'est fuss The comely lass sits by your side, Her that ye ca' your trystit bride, Can tell ye, as ye ' ll shortlings hear, Hoo I cam by my gauds an' gear. " Jean rais'd her hands, like ane would pray- "Ah ! wicked man, mind what ye say ; For here, as God's above us a', His face afore I never saw! " "Enough, enough, it ' easy seen, What this same honest Troker ' s been A midnight merchant. Ay, an' further, I sudna swear he ' s clean o' murder. I'm aff this minute for the Shirra'- He'll board ye whar ye should be, Sirrah !” "Anither moment," cried the Carle, "This is a wae an' weary warl' ! Hoo baimly friendships are forgot, An' bands o' love grow frush an' rot— But, laying wrongs an' woes aside, Hae, hand that to your bonny bride. " Jean trembling lifted aff the lid— A box was raxt as he was bid, Asaxpence, an' a lock o' hair, Was a' that ane might reckon there. It was enough ; she raised her e’e, An' sank doon by her mither's knee. "O, God aboon ! O, well- a-day, He's slain my bairn, our stoop an' stay !" Up lap the Laird, an' made a glaum snatch At Troker's head, an' aff there came A bonnet, wig, an' slough o' hair, Like peltry o' a norland bear. "Is that your gate, ye greedy grew? Then tak my gaberlunzie too. " He loos'd a buckle, drew a brace, An' flang the rachan in his face Strade owre the hearthstane at ae stap, An' lifted Jeanie in his lap ; Waffing her wan face wi' a claith, As she began to get her breath, And as he watch'd her reddening cheek, A braver lad ye mightna seek. Our wiffie glowr'd, an' glowr'd again, Dightit her e'en an ' quat her mane, Syne brake into ane girt exclaim, "As God's my judge, it's Willy Grame !" The screech brought Jeanie frae her dwam, - She boutit up, an' tried to stan'— Will twin'd his arms about her waist, An' drew her saftly to his breast, Muttering between ilk lengthy kiss- "O Jeanie, what an hour is this !" The draps now ga'e her heart relief, Had nae their fountain- head in grief, But sprung frae that sweet well o' tears, Had been seal'd up for five lang years. Like some girt gumphy o' a fule, Wha sticks his carritches at schule, Or her, wha for a woman's faut, Was bang'd into a lump o' saut, Our Lairdie stood, in dreeping dread, His wilk e'en sticking out his head, Like mousie thrapl't in a fa' , Or loon that's loopit by the law ; Glowring across the kitchen floor Gauging the shortest to the door At last he makes a brainge an' break But Willy's han' is in his neck. "Ah, Satan's tacksman ! Rogue_accurst ! I've gat ye, ere ye ' ve doon your warst. Heaven that 's outowre us ! what should hinner, This rung frae ending ye, ye sinner ? Down to the yird, ye ravening shark, An' take the wages o' your wark ! " As Willy's words grew hie an' hie'er, The body he grew wee and weeer. Till hunkert doon, aside the dais, He seem'd a bunch o' dirty claes. Will's rung was liftit to the rigging The Lairdie for his life was prigging When Jeanie, dinless as a ghaist, Slipt up an' wrathsome Willy fac'd ; She raised her hand an' said a word- "O, Willy, leave him wi' the Lord !" Like frostit claith afore the fire, Out fell the lurks o' Willy's ire, The cudgel drapt aside his leg ; His hand slipt frae the body's craig— A smile came owre his comely lip, An' Jean ' s again within his grip . Our Lairdie, as ye may expect, Soon had his fingers on the sneck. Lap thro' the door, as baudron's loups Whan boustit frae the pats an' stoups, But ere that he the door could bang, Sharp at his heels auld Bawty sprang. Will hirr'd him on, an' when the light Show'd hoo the body clear'd the height, They faund ae gay weel stampit spot, Wi' blauds o' breeks an' willycoat. HARVEST HOME IN AMERICA. THE barley's in the mow, boys, The hay is in the stack, An' grain o' a' kinds now, boys, Snug under rape an' thack. Then streek the harden'd hand o' toil, An' broach the treasur'd hoard ; We bent us bravely to the soil, Let's bend noo owre the board. Owre aft hath labor sown, boys, The crap that ithers reap ; Seen grain that he hath grown, boys, But fill a landlord's heap. But stent or tax or tythe, boys, Our girnals daurna spill ; These burdens were bought aff, boys, Langsyne at Bunker's Hill. Then upward let the spirit leap, An' spread the waukit han' , Gi'e thanks to heaven we sow an' reap Within this blessed lan'. What tho' the han' be like a hoof, The cheek be like the grun' , The weary'd shank be kicking proof, An' rather stiff for fun. Ne'er fear we 'll get the slight o 't— An tongues shall wag like flails, An' faith we'll hae a night o't, Or punch an' pantry fails ! When hearty health is given, boys, To season life's dull lease, An' plenty comes frae heaven, boys. To mate wi' gentle peace, The soul that winna glow then, Is chill'd wi' gripping greed ; An' the heart that winna flow then, 's a stony heart indeed. A KIFT OWRE A CHAPPIN. LET ' s tell auld tales o' far awa', While streeking our auld legs ; An' tho' our drink 's no usquebaugh, 'T will sair to wet our craigs. Wake up! ye spirits o' the past, That hauntit life's braw morn, An' gif a girning ghaist looks in, We'll lay him wi' a horn. Ay, let our youngsters kick the mools, They ' re gear'd for life's braw race ; - The goud and siller 's at the dools Hie honors, post, an' place. But stoutest tree e'er stood on lan' , At last comes to the grun' ; An' biggest blether e'er was blan' , What ends it, but in win' ? A talk over a tankard. We ken hoo things are handl'd here, Howe'er we puff or pech ; pant Sae, " saving win ' to cool our kail, ” Let's toom anither quaich. It's right, bee-like, to fill the byke, An' keep things het at hame; But weary on, your niggard drone, That never prees the kame. Glauming at a' thing in his grip, Blin' onward bores Sir Greed, Nor recks the coof, some sliddery loof Will soon skail a' abreed. It's lang been said, what's crost the craig, Can ne'er be testamented ; An' sages hint, that what is tint, Is twice tint when lamented. But saws o' age, an' counsels sage, Are no aye owre weel ta'en ; Sae here we ' ll quat - haud in your caup— Here's to ye, Jock, again ! AULD HAME YEARNINGS. I'VE green'd to see ance mair, John, Our brave auld countrie ; The stately towers, the bin'wood bowers, I haunt in memorie. I haunt in memorie, John, As ghaists, auld minstrels say, Will wander round the hallow'd ground That kent their earthly day. Lang thirty years are gane, John, Since in your wastlin sea, Auld Scotia's hills sank down, John, Nae mair to rise on me ; Nae mair to rise on me, John, Tho' sadder sets I've seen, The set o' beaming eyes, John, - That gilt this earthly scene. But blessed be that power, John, That ga'e us power to raise The dear departed dead, John, Thejoys o' ither days. Ay, thoughts o' sunny hours, John, In days o' darkest hue, Can make a rift in dimmest lift, An' let a star look thro' . Thus in my midnight ponderings, In sleep or waking dream, I range the glen by Hawthornden, Or sport by Girvan's stream ; Dear Girvan's fairy- haunted stream, " Bargany's banks sae braw ; The auld ash tree, that cosilie Leant owre my daddy's ha' . The bleaching haugh, wi' fencing saugh, The garden tosh an' trig, Wi' divot edge, an' clippit hedge, Where linties loved to bigg; Where linties loved to bigg, John, An' merry sangsters meet ; Syne yoking tilt, wi' mony a lilt, Made April mornings sweet. Sic scenes are hoarded up, John, In memory's sacred ben ; This thriftless heart, wi' a' may part, But them I manna spen'. O, them I daurna spen' , John, Or what were left to me, But frostit crops o' early hopes, That sicken ane to see. Dear sainted Eleanora ! Sweet sister o' my heart, It was thy gentle whisperings First made this spirit start ; First made me wondering see, John, The lovely things that lie Around us, on the earth , John, Above us, in the sky. Ay, bravely broke my dawing, A mild an' pleasant glow ; Now wintry winds are blawing, My day is wearing low. But hush ! I've said an' sung, John, An' sing it yet again, Howe'er the heart is wrung, John, The word is-Ne'er complain. COME AWA TO THE WEST. COME awa to the bonny green West ! Where the lauld an' the brave hae thriven ; Come, see our braid valleys still drest In the crap that was planted by heaven. Come, leave the dull gear-getting crew, Come away frae the lordling an' slave It is not a right land for you, Wha canna bow down wi' the lave. Tho' wealth hath not offered yet to deck Our valleys wi' taste and wi' art, Yet the head o' ilk freeman ' s erect, And his language still empties his heart! Come, come to our bonny green West, Whar liberty soughs in the breeze ! O, the flesh, Jamie, never can rest, Till the heart an' the spirit ' s at ease ! A DECEMBER DITTY. THE merry bird o' simmer's flown Wi' his brave companions a’ ; Gruff winter has the green leaf stown, An' gifted us the snaw. The pine tree sings a sober sang, As it swings in the deepening drift ; An' the glint o' day it creeps alang The ledge o' the leaden lift. But swith wi' words in wint'ry weed ! An' thoughts that bode o' ill. What! are we o' the forest breed, To dow wi' the daffodill ? Let's raise up merry days we've seen, When carping care was dumb ; Let's talk o' flowers an' simmer's green, There's July's yet to come. Tho' my lair is in a foreign land, My friends ayont the sea, There's fusion in affection's band, To draw them yet to me. THE LADS FAR AWA. WHEN I think on the lads, an' the land I hae left, An' how love has been lifted, an' friendship been reft, How the hinny o' hope has been gumbl'd wi' ga', Then I lang for the lan' an' the lads far awa. When I think o' the days o' delight I hae seen, When the sparks o' the spirit would flash frae the e'en, Then I say wi' a sigh, as I think on them a' , Where shall I find hearts, like the hearts far awa? When I think on the nights that we spent hand in hand, When love was our solder, an' friendship our band, This warld gets dark-but ilk night has a daw', An' I yet may rejoice wi' the lads far awa. I'M LIVING YET. THIS flesh has been wearied, this spirit been vext, Till I've wisht my deeing day were the next ; But sorrow will flee, an' trouble will flit— Sae tent me, lads, I'm living yet. When days they were dark, an' the nights were grim, When the heart was dowff, an' the e'e was dim, dead At the tail o' my purse, the end o' my wit, It was time to quat-but I'm living yet. Ay, pleasures are weakly, an' gi'en to desease, E'en hope, poor thing, gets dowie an' dees ; While dyester care wi' his darkest litt Keeps dipping awa-but I'm living yet. A wee drap drink, wi' a canty chiel, Gars us laugh at the warl', an' defy the deil, Wi' a blink o' sense, an' a flaught o' wit Ay, that's the gear keeps me living yet ! TO AN OLD FRIEND. 1825. HERE'S to thee, Jemmy lad , Here's a health to thee an' thine ; An' when I drink to thy friends, It's then I drink to mine. Here's to them frae whom we parted As our twain had been the grave ; Here's the leal, the honest hearted, Wha will seek us yont the wave. Here's the gowans, lad, that studded The braes whar youth was spent ; Here's the blossoms, yet unbudded, That ur wilderness shall scent. Ay, dear the heathy lan' is, Where our fathers had their home! Yet here's to the savannahs Where our children yet shall roam ! Here's the gallant bark that brings ye ; May its speed be like my prayer ! And every wind that wings ye, Be like thy Annie-fair ! TO JAMES WELLSTOOD, MY BROTHER PILGRIM IN BAITH HEMISPHERES. HECH ! but it's heartsome to look owre The days sae firmly fixt In memory's map, when thou an' I Our mirth an' madness mixt. Taking the braidside o' the lan', Nae bank at braes an' birns At bridals branging for the broose, Wild ranting it at kirns. 'T was then our spirits took the twist That they maun aye retain ; An' there we felt, when first we kist, As we 'll ne'er feel again. An' ha'e na we seen fairer sights, Where the June rose scents the vale, An' the watches o' the simmer night Are cheer'd wi' the nightingale ? "T was there we felt those friendly dews, Gars the affections start ; An' muckle gear we gather'd there, For the girnal o' the heart. garner An' Jamie, up thy bonnet, man ! Hae we nae twa some stood Upon that holy hallow'd lan' Was coft wi' freemen's blood? That land, where honor 's mair than name Where honesty ' s renown ; Where the EAGLE made the LION tame, An' the CAP has cow'd the CROWN! O Jamie, hie thee to this land, An' gar my heart rejoice ! For there's a virtue in thy hand, A cordial in thy voice. TO A FRIEND. LAST time thy honest face I saw, Auld Caledonia's equebaugh, Gar't thy brave spirit toom its ga' On priests an' kings, While wally words thy heart let fa' On better things. Far distant frae us baith is now, The broom buss an' the heather cowe, The gowan'd greens, the streams that row Sae clear an' saft ; An' queans hae set this heart alowe, Gude kens hoo aft. There's brawer countries on the map, An' richer too in kine an' crap ; But while this heart contains the sap O' life, by Jing ! Auld Scotland still maun stand the tap O' a' the bing. Some Gowk has said, for Gowks will bode, That ' t was the reckless inward goad O' norries, sent my banes abroad, Some waff desire, Wi' nought o' reason in ' t.-' Fore God, That Gowk's a liar. No, John, my saul was sick to see The dowie look o' liberty, sickly While curs'd corruption's badger e'e Glowr'd hale and healthy, An' lick-lip loons, wi' supple knee, Grew bein an' wealthy. snug But swith, wi' words that grip the gizzard— Venom ' s a sleeking, slimy lizzard, That wi' the cantrips o' a wizzard, Would soak an' sour us ; Crumple us up like ony izzard, An' then devour us. Altho' gude kens, I hae been needy, I ne'er was in my greening greedy ; Ne'er glunsht whan chiels, mair douce an' steady, -Shot up the brae ; But wi' a hearty hale " God speed ye, " E'en let them gae. This gate my prayer has ever run "O, for a cot, a wee bit grun' , "An' twa three lads, that trade in fun, "To be my marrows. Then let the warld lose or win I've clear'd the harrows. Part o' my prayer has noo been grantit, But still the better part is wantit O, for the day that I shall rant it, An' roar to see The kindred o' my spirit plantit Aneath my e'e. TAKING THE WARLD. SMA' praise has he can only strut Whan birn an' barnyard ' s bulky ; Wha gecks, when fortune smiles, the slut, But cowers when she gets sulky. But here's to him-the heart o' proof When fortune sulks the sourest, Can cock his bonnet, spread his loof, An' daur her do her dourest. There's some, when ill fa's in their gate, As rocks in roads will tumble, Will worry at it air an' late, An' grunt, an' grane, an' grumble. But here's to him, when trysted sae, Ne'er tries to sap or sound it— Just gies his naigs a hap or gee, An' canny drives around it. Some gouks will wrangle out their tack, In din would deeve a miller ; While ithers will their conscience rack, To catch that dirt ca't siller. Wae worth sic loons, will haul an' harl, At dirty dubs to net it ; But here's to him who takes the warl'— Faith, just as he can get it. TO THE NIGHT WIND. WHEN the winter ' s at his strength, And the night's a weary length ; When outlyers on the brae, Lea' their tates o' tedded strae, And scour across the field, To the plantings lownest bield, Then look ere midnight's past, For a stour frae the nor- wast. Aft wi' thuds, hae gart me growse, Thou hast shook me frae a drowse, An' wi' eerie rair an' rowt, Cri'd the wakrife spirit out, To mark the mighty aik, `Whar he lords it owre the brake, How he shoggles in the grun', As his monarchy were done, An' bends his giant might, To the black wind o' the night. But heavier is the thud, That shakes the antient wud ; An' howls, ' mang ruined wa's ; Through lang deserted ha's, While the brown stream dashing on, Gi'es a thickening to thy moan. And hark ! a wailing note Has borne me to the spot, Where the dead an' buried rot ; Where the auld ghaist-haunted isle, Stands a black an' grewsome pile ; Where the yew tree branches wide, O'er the vaults of rotting pride ; Where broken mossy stanes, Lean o'er lang forgotten banes, An' the deadly hemlock rears, His stem ' mang tangled briars. Hush! o'er the dead man's lea Sweeps a mournful melodie, As the voices o' the slain Were mingled in the strain ! - A flutter o' the heart A shudder and a start The wild unearthly din Scares the wandering spirit in. MAY WASHING. ABOUT the time the mavis sings His sweetest frae the brake, And primroses around the springs Their scented blooms awake. When craiks are heard among the braird, And bats get rife at een, Ay, that's the time, by burn and swaird, To make the linen clean. The light had jimply brake aboon, The east began to clear, When our gudewife was in her shoon, An' a' her maids asteer. They've ta'en the naipry braid an' wide, The sarks, the sheets, an' a' , An' they're awa to yon burnside To make them like the snaw. And brightly did that burnie play, And heartsome was its croon, For saft the pleasant month o' May Was slipping into June. The gauzy mist began to streek Owre haugh an' howe sae fair, And mixing wi' the big pat reek, Soom'd up the caller air. Our lassies then for boyne an' tub Their coats began to breek, Lads, haud aback ! for sic a sight Has spoilt my rest a week. Nowjibe an' joke an' canty laugh, Rang loud owre banks an' braes, As ankles like the barkit saugh, Gaed splashing ' mang the claes. Ay glibe the wark gaes frae the hand Whan some delight's in view, An' weel the lassie kent that e'en, Would send them joes anew. O ! for the jolly days o' youth, Whan love swals frae the bud! Life's lythe win' settled in the south, The lift without a clud ! sky Wisdom that lies ' neath lyart locks Anither saw might say ; But wha, wi' cauld December blasts Would scathe the flowers o' May? TO MY FIRST AND LAST TRUE LOVE. I HAE wish'd thee a lang fareweel, We hae parted to meet nae mair, - The wounds that we canna heal, We maun season the spirit to bear. We were bairns, Jean, o' ae burnside, An' grew up like sister an' brither, Or like twa spring buds wha's pride Is to flourish an' fade thegither. But the warld came atween us, Jean, An' it twain'd what it couldna shift For I lov'd thee, my bonny queen, Wi' that love that we canna lift. Noo, I'll wear on awa to the grave, Like the tree has been wrack't in the win' ; It may hing out a leaf wi' the lave, Tho' it's dosen'd an' dead within. Ay, the spirit may swell an' set, Gi'e an' outward to joy or pain, But the heart that is filled an' shut, Maun burst ere it open again. Fare-ye- weel, Jean, a long fareweel, We have parted for ever mair, The wounds that we canna heal, Wee maun season the spirit to bear. A PARTING SONG. To part wi' those our years hae blest, An' those in rapture's hours we ' ve kist, O, sair's the rive that breaks the twist Which binds our hearts in ane, O. Yet sing wi' me this ae night, This ae, ae, ae night, O, rant an' sing this ae night, We yet may meet again, O. Our bosom friends, our native shore There's few, there's nane hae lov'd them more, Yet tho' it wring me to the core, We maun be owre the main, O. Then sing, [and]c. For when our fortunes tak' a fit, An' sense an' freedom bid us flit, Shall we on sic' a warning sit, Whate'er be parting's pain, O. Then sing, [and]c. Tho' farewell grief may make us lower, Yet hope can paint a meeting hour, When grinding despots loose their power, An' tyrants' threats are vain, O. Then sing, [and]c. Tho' stormy seas between us boil Tho' this may be our parting bowl, We'll yet hold fellowship in soul, When we're ayont the main, O. Then sing, [and]c. MY BONNY WEE BELL. My bonny wee Bell was a mitherless bairn, Her aunty was sour, an' her uncle was stern, While her cousin was aft in a cankersome mood, But that hindered na Bell growing bonny an' gude. When we ran to the schule, I was aye by her han’, To wyse off the busses, or help owre a stran' , An' as aulder we grew, a' the neighbours could tell Hoo my liking grew wi' thee, my bonny wee Bell. Thy cousin gangs dinkit, thy cousin gangs drest, In her silks an' her satins, the brawest an' best, But the gloss o' a cheek, the glint o' an e'e, Are jewels frae heaven nae tocher can gi’e. Some goud, an' some siller, my auld gutcher left, An' in houses an' mailins, I'll soon be infeft-farms I've a vow in the heaven, I've an aith' wi' thysel, — I'll make room in this world for thee, bonny Bell. MY LAST SANG TO KATE REED. I'LL sing a sang to thee, Kate Reed ; It may touch a lonesome string ; - I maun sing a sang to thee, fair Kate, Be't the last that e'er I sing, Kate Reed. Be't the last that ere I sing. For I hae sung to thee, sweet Kate, When the young spring like thysel' , Kyth'd bonnily by Roslin lea, By Gourton's flowery dell, Kate Reed, [and]c. An' simmer e'ens have seen us, Kate, Thy genty hand in mine, As by our water's pleasant side, I mixt my heart wi' thine, Kate Reed, [and]c. When day was doon, the braw hairst moon Has seen thee in yon glen, Sitting, my sainted idol Kate Did I not worship then, Kate Reed, [and]c. Thrice seven lang years hae o'er us past, Since thae braw days gaed by, Another land's around me, Kate I see another sky, Kate Reed, [and]c. Yet fresh as when I kiss'd thee last, Still unto me ye seem— Brightner o' many a weary day Sweetner o' many a dream, Kate Reed, [and]c . THE LAST LOOK O' HAME. BARE was the burn brae, December's blast had blawn, The last flower was dead, The brown leaf had faw'n ; Twas dark in the deep wood, Hoary was the hill, An' the wind frae the cauld north Came heavy and chill. I had said fare- ye- weel To my kith an' my kin', My bark it lay ahead My cot-house behin', I had nought left to tine, I'd a wide warld to try, But my heart it wou'dna lift, An' my e'e it wou'dna dry. I look'd lang at the ha' Thro' the mist o' my tears, Where the kind lassie liv'd I had ran wi' for years, An' the braes where we sat, An' the broom- covered knowes, Took a hank on this heart, I ne'er can unloose. I hae wander'd synsine By gay temples and towers, When the ungather'd spice Scents the breeze in their bowers.- Sic scenes I can leave, Without pain or regret, But that last look o' hame I ne'er can forget. TAKE ME HAME TO GLENLUGAR AGAIN. YOUR big town is braw, Ye're kind to me an' a', An' try aye to make me feel fain ; But my heart it winna flit Frae our auld water fit Take me hame to Glenlugar again. I hae been to your shore, Where the big billows roar, An' ships haud awa to the main ; But gi'e me the shady pool Was on simmer e'en sae cool Take me hame to Glenlugar again. I've been within your ha's Where music swells an' fa's, Thro' many a sweet new strain ; But gi'e me the hamely things. My kindly mither sings— Take me hame to Glenlugar again. Your winning words an' arts, May be sproutings o' your hearts, But to me they seem hollow an' vain ; Ay, sadly I can see, There's nathing here for me Take me hame to Glenlugar again. JEAN THAT'S AWA. BLYTHE were the days I've seen Wi' her that ' s awa ; Fair mony a simmer e'en, Set on us twa. Sad noo by yonder burn, Lanely I stray and mourn, Days that will ne'er return, — Her that's awa. Jeannie, thou aye wert dear ; Dear still to me; Ne'er did this bosom fear Falsehood from thee. False now I find thou art, Sair has it griev'd my heart. Who thought that aught could part Jeannie an' me ? WILLY AN' ELLEN. A BALLAD. "WHEREFORE should ye talk o' love, Unless it be to pain us ? Wherefore should ye talk o' love When ye say the sea maun twain us ?" "It's no because my love is light, Nor for your angry daddy ; It's a' to buy you pearlings bright, An' busk ye like a leddy." "O, Willy, I can caird an' spin, Sae ne'er can want for cleeding ; An' gin I hae my Willy's heart, I've a' the pearls I'm heeding. Will it be time to praise this cheek When years and tears ha'e blench't it ? Will it be time to talk o' love When cauld an' care ha'e quench't it ?" He laid ae hand about her waist, The ither's held to heaven ; An' his look was like the look o' man Wha's heart in twa is riven. The auld laird o' Knockdon is dead : There's few for him will sorrow ; For Willy's steppit in his stead, But an' his comely marrow. The lily leans out owre the brae ; The rose leans owre the lily ; An' there the bonny twa some lay ; Fair Ellen an' her Willy. SIR ARTHUR AND LADY ANN. SIR Arthur's foot is on the sand, His boat wears in the wind ; An' he's turned him to a fair foot Was standing him behind. "Gae hame, gae hame, my bonny boy, An' glad your mither's e'e ; I hae left anew, to weep an' rue, Sae nane maun weep for thee. "Take this unto my father's ha' An' tell him I maun speed ; There's fifty men in chase o' me, An' a price upon my head. " An' bear this to Dunellie's tower, Where my love Annie's gane ; It is a lock o' my brown hair, Girt wi' the diamond stane. " "Dunellie he has daughters five, An' some o' them are fair, Sae, how will I ken thy true love Amang sae many there?" "Ye'll ken her by her stately step, As she gaes up the ha' ; Ye'll ken her by the look o' love That peers out owre them a' . "Ye'll ken her by the braid o' goud, That spreads owre her e'e bree ; Ye'll ken her by the red, red cheek, When ye name the name o' me. "That cheek should lain on this breast bane; Her hame should been my ha' ; — Our tree is bow'd-our flower is dow'd Sir Arthur's an outlaw !" He's turn'd him right an' round about, Where the sea lies braid an' wide ; It's no to see his bonny boat, But a watery cheek to hide. The page has doff'd his feather'd cap, But an' his raven hair ; An' out there came the yellow locks, Like swirls o' the gouden wair. Syne he's undone his doublet clasp, Was o' the grass green hue ; When like a lily frae its leaf, A lady burst in view. "Tell out thy errant now, Sir knight, Wi' thy love tokens a' ; If I e'er rin against my will, "Twill be at a lover's ca'." Sir Arthur's turn'd him round about, E'en as the lady spak ; An' thrice he dighted his dim e'e,' An' thrice he steppit back. But ae blink o' her bonny e'e, Outspake his Lady Ann ; An' he's catch'd her by the waist sae sma' Wi' the grip o' a drowning man. "O, Lady Ann, thy bed's been hard, When I thought it the down; O, Lady Ann, thy love's been deep, When I thought it was flown. "I've met my love in the greenwood, My foe on the brown hill ; But I ne'er met wi' ought before I lik'd sae weel, an' ill. "O, I could make a queen o' thee, An' it would be my pride ; But, Lady Ann, it's no for thee, To be an outlaw's bride. " " Hae I left kith and kin, Sir Knight, To turn about an' rue ? Hae I shar'd wind an' weet wi' thee, That I should leave thee noo ? "There's goud an' siller in this hand, Will buy us mony a rigg ; There's pearlings in this ither hand, A stately tower to bigg. " Tho' thou ' rt an outlaw frae this land, The warld's braid and wide ;- Make room, make room, my merry men, For young Sir Arthur's bride." ANDRO KEIR. WHEN Corbies lea their clecking cleughs, An' falcons flap the wing, It is nae for the feckless bird To cock his head and sing. Brown winter spates may flood our gates, An' smoor the meadows wide ; But bide aback, frae ford or track, They'll ' swage ere Beltane-tide. The Lord o' Wharrie's ta'en his steed, Wi' five gude men o' wier ; An' angry man he 's ridden forth, In search o' Andro Keir. Noo Keir was wight, an' tho' nae knight Could handle targe an' glaive, An' our Lord's daughter he has ta’en, Nor speer'd her father's leave. Our Lord he's ridden braid an' wide, Owre frien' an' fremmit grund, But less might sairt for Andro Keir Is nae where to be fund. He's boun' his men to Wharrie's ha' , An' hied him to Kilquhae, To fee the Warlock o' the glen, To tell where Andro lay. "Noo tell to me thou Warlock Wight, An' say thy guerdon then:- "Whar will I find this Andro Kier, The orts o' lawless men ? "It's wherefore seek ye blood, Sir Knight ? It's wherefore would ye kill ? "It's wherefore seek the blood o' ane, That never did ye ill ? " "Nae words to me but what I want,' Replied our Knight sae bauld, " Or else by a' that bides aboon, I'll lay thy body cauld. " "" "Then work your worst, " the Warlock said, An' off his rachan fell ;- Stout Wharrie ga'e a start an' stride, ' Twas Andro Kier himsel ? "Riever an' rogue ! "-'twas a' the win' Our wrathsome Knight could spare, Till swords were gleaming in the sun, An' blows fell fast an' sair. Wi' thrust an' hack, stout Wharrie strack, He strack wi' might and main ; At guard an' wier lay Andro Keir He faught to haud his ain. Slee canny airt will take our part, It's no aye wrath that wins ; Stout Wharrie's brand has left his hand, An' flown out owre the whins. "Strike now, thou Riever ! "-Wharrie cried, " I'll neither flinch nor flee ;" ""Twill ne'er be said, that my gude blade Was stain'd wi' blood o' thee." Bauld Andro's dighted his red brow, An' then his trusty sword ; He's turned him lightly on his heel, Withouten sign or word. He's raised his bugle frae his belt, An' blew baith loud an' shrill ; — Our Lord's brave daughter an' her maids, Came tripping down the hill. " Twa choices ye hae, Lady love ; Twa choices, Marion dear ; "Whether wi' your brave father gae, Or bide wi' Andro Keir ?" She's lookit in her father's face ; The tears are streaming fast ; She's turned her e'e on Andro Keir, An' drappit on his breast. Stout Wharrie spak, - " I dool'd the wrack, O' a my heart hings on; But I find here, a daughter dear, But an' a gallant son." Twa weeks owre this a noble feast Was held in Wharrie's ha', Fair Marion an' bold Andro Keir, Stood bravest ' mang them a'. LADY ELLEN'S LAST NIGHT. THERE leem'd a light frae yon high tower, When the sun had sought the sea ; There came a sang frae Ellen's bower, When the bird had clos'd his e'e. An' first it sweet and blithely rang, Like the chirm to the early light, But ah ! it grew a dowie sang, Like the bird that sings o' night. "Gae busk my bower wi' roses white, Pu' lilies frae the rill ; Sir Richard he ' ll be here the night, Ere the moon has left the hill. " My father's gone, for stern Lord John, An' says I'll be his bride, But Richard he has Ellen's vow, - Her vow, and heart beside." The moon swam up the cludless lift ; Night's lonesome hour has rung ; While sad, and sadder grew the sang, Fair Lady Ellen sung. " O, what can stay my wandering knight Can love so soon grow cold ?—. Or thinks he Ellen's heart is light Without her father's gold ?" It's lang she sobb'd an' sorrow'd there ; The moon in clouds has set ; The ' kerchief o' her bridal robe, Wi' many a tear is wet. When hark ! there comes a heavy step, Fair Ellen rais'd her head,- Sir Richard stands in her bower door, His cheek like the sheeted dead. O Richard, ye ha'e tarried lang, See yonder breaks the day ; My father's gone, for stern Lord John Away my love ! away ! " "I've met thy father and Lord John, We met in yonder howe ; And I hae come, my bride to claim, They cannot follow now." "Here, Lady, we ha'e often met, An' here we twa maun part ; O, there's a wound in this left breast, That dries up Richard's heart ! "O, bed me in thy bower, Ellen , An' make thy maidens speed, ' An' hap me wi' thy hand, Ellen, The last that e'er I 'll need." They've made a bed, he's laid him down, Nor word again he spak ; An' she has sat an' sobbit there, Until her young heart brak. An' there they lay, in others' arms O, ' twas a waesome sight ! — A pair o' simmer's blighted blooms, The red rose and the white. CHRISTY FOURD. It was nae Hallowday, I true, It was nae Beltane tide ; May day But winter winds owre bauldly blew, For feckless folk to bide. puny The lee-light that December gi'es, Was lairing in the wast ; Whan Christy, wi' her ora claes, Was boun' to dree the blast : Wae suck ! for wight on sic a night, That's far frae hauld or hame ; But O, waes me, for them that flit, Ere term tide's fully gane. An' wae were they in Geentree ha', When Christy took her plaid ; An' sair the bonny bairnies grat, An' hecht her aye to bide ? She kissed them ance, she kissed them twice, Wi' heart owre girt to speak ; But heavy, heavy, were the tears That drappit frae her cheek. Out owre the buirdit burn she gat, Out owre the bourtree slap ; An' slowly wan she thro' the broom, For steerless was her stap. Ay, lightly may ye loup, maidens, Wha's hearts nae sorrow ga', An' lightly, lightly, may you loup, Wha's waists are jimp an' sma'. I would'na ban the wily thief Wha steals to fend his need, Nor yet would I the wight that's wrang'd, Wha strikes his wranger dead. But Rab o' Barnton thou boots, A heavier ban than mine— An' gin we meet on yird, that spot Maun kep my blood or thine. Now dark an' grewsome grew the night, As 'twould be the death o' a' ; For first there came the slushy sleet, An' syne the drifting snaw. She's waigl'd owre Knockgirron moor, Ourecome wi' cauld and care ; But whan she gat to Gariloup, Her legs they dow nae mair. O! had I found thee, Christy, there, While yet thy lip was red ; Afore the last o' many a tear, Was froze on thy e'elid ; Afore the low, an' heavy moan, That loos'd thy soul for heaven ; I'd grippit thee to this breast bane, An' a' that's bye forgiven.- The snaw was now her bed sae white, The deep drift was her sheet, The wild wind sang her last balu', An' sound, sound was her sleep. The morning raise owre banks an' biaes, On fields an' forests fair ; It waken'd burdies frae the bough, An' outlyers frae their lair, But she that lies on Gariloup, Nae morn can wauken mair. An' auld wife wins by Girvan side, Was a mither ere yestreen Now wae suck, she maun bairnless dee, Atho' she dee or e'en. For villains there's a gallows tree Wha kill by gash or stab, But wherefore does it pass the rogue That kills like Barnton's Rab? THE CADGER O'KERRY. THE Cadger O'Kerry came hame yestreen, His cuddy, his creels, an' a' ; Sair toutit an' tasht, the body came wast, For the gate it lay deep in the snaw. Noo the Cadger's wife an' her kimmers war met, They'd a browst in the big berry pan, An' seated sae snug by the het ingle lug, She's lightlied her drookit guideman.. Our Cadger he sat, he was cauld, he was wat, But asteep he is laying his brain, Till he's cleckit a plan, to break up the clan, An' make the braw panfu' his ain. Sae out he's gane to fodder his brute, An' whan he came back to the door, He raised a big rowt, crying, kimmers come out, An' look at this awful uproar. The Carlin's strade out wi' a wonnerfu' speed, Our Cadger sae sly slippit in, Syne cannilie shot, the muckle door sloat, Made a ranse o' a big racking pin. The Cadger he leuch as he rypit the ribs, Set the winking ingle ableeze ; An' then he began on the rare berry pan, An' mixt it wi' bread an' wi' cheese. But losh ! whan the luckies they faun'd out the trick, They were neither to haud nor to bin' , An they stampit an' flet, at a' tear-in-twa rate, An' bann'd whan they couldna win in. "Let's in," quo' they, " ye auld Cadger loon, Or we'll rive your auld cantle bare." "E'en do sae, " quo' he, " an' he leuch merrilie, Whan your han's they can win at my hair." "Let's in," quo' they in a cannier sough, An' we 'll a' be guide companie." "I'm right fond o' your crack, there ahint the door back, As we ablins might no here agree." "But here's to ye kimmers " quo' he wi' a rift, As he tillit the twa luggit cap, It's weel wail'd gear, an' right heartsome cheer, For a carl that's baith drouthy an' wat. The night it was dour, the drift flew like stour, An' whan they saw a thing was gane— The howdy strade hame, wi' the ither dry dame, Left the Cadger's wife freezing her lane. "O' maun I dee here at my ain door cheek ? O, Willie, hae mercy on me !" "Ayethe win's in an' airt, that will saften your heart, Ye'll fin noo what poor Cadgers dree." Sae he never let on till her win' it grew weak, Then stauchering he airtit her in. Her nose it was blae, as a big partan tae, An' an icicle hung frae her chin. "Ye'll ken noo, " quo' he, an' he winkit his e'e, "What frost bitten gannerels crave." She dightit her snout, said she had just found it out, An' she'd mind it as lang as she'd live. Our leal Cadger syne, grew baith couthy and kin', When he found her sae cow'd and sae tame, An' in trouth our guidewife, put a loop in her life, An' turn'd out a right decent dame. " THE AULD FRIEN'S AN' THE NEW. WERE the come o' will gifts o' the heart E'er reckon'd wi' gear that is sauld ? Can new fangl'd friendship impart, The pleasures that spring from the auld? New frien's may hae uncos to tell, An' ferlies to gar the lugs ring ; But the voice o' a canty auld frien' O, it fingers a pleasanter string ! The warld grows in bunches, we see, Like flower knots, that cluster the swaird ; Then keep by the bundle, my boys, 'Mang which your young spirit was rear'd. Awa' wi' variety's praise, - Gi'e me the frien's steady an' true ! I'd rather drink swats wi' the auld, Than wallow in wine with the new. FAIR MARION O' KILKERRAN. THE bird in Linngston's deep glen, His hindmost sang has twitter'd, An' gloaming owre the western wave, Its latest glow has glitter'd. The elder stars are in a lowe, An' fast the younger follow ; The breeze is creeping owre the knowe, To sleep within the hollow. It's sweet to scent the wind at e'en, What the wild flower makes it balmy ; It's blythe to hear the blackbird sing, A balu to the lammie. But it's a heartfu' o' delight, To meet wi' thee, my Marion, When the big moon ranges braid an' bright, Owre the dark woods o' Kilkerran. Some flit their love for kith and kin, There's mae that flit for tocher ; But the gear could lift my love frae thee, I hae a wee house, an' kail yard, I' the howe ayont Knockgirran An' a' my wish is to be spar'd, To see it the hame o' Marion. THE GOWAN O' THE WEST. GAE fetch to me a stoup o' wine, An' fill it to the e'e, Sae I may drink a deep, deep health, To her my heart is wi' ! An' bring to me a wooer youth, That I, to ease my woes, May brag my gowan o' the west Against his southern rose. She may be gentle, thy true love, She may be fair an' fine, But by the heav'n above our head, She canna be like mine. Her cheek is like the dawning's glow, That gars the birdies chirl ; chirp Her e'e is like the lightning's lowe, That makes the heartstrings dirl. Her lips are like to cherries twin, That grow upon ae shank ; Her breath, it beats the simmer win' , I' the lowne o' a flowery bank. Her neck, it's like the siller stour, That booses frae the linn ; Her bosom is a lily bower That ane would fain lie in. Awa, awa thou wooer youth, Yours may be fair an' fine, But by the he'ven aboon our head, She canna be like mine. ON WI' THE TARTAN. Do ye like, my dear lassie, The hills wild an' free, Where the sang o' the shepherd Gars a' ring wi' glee ; Or the steep rocky glens, Where the wild falcons bide ? Then on wi' the tartan, An' fy let us ride. Do ye like the knowes, lassie, Ne'er were in riggs, Or the bonny lowne howes, Where the sweet robin biggs? Or the sang o' the lintie, When wooing his bride ; Then on with the tartan, An' fy let us ride. Do ye like the burn, lassie, Loups amang linns, Or the bonny green holmes, Where it cannily rins ; Wi' a canty bit housie, Sae snug by its side ; Then on wi' the tartan, An' fy let us ride. FAIR JEANIE'S BOWER. YESTREEN I tirl'd my love's window, Whan the moon on hie was hinging ; The dawing heard our parting vow, Whan the birds began their singing. She took me to a binwood bower, ivy Was o' her ain han' twining ; The birken buss aboon our head, An' saft moss for the lining. The howlet had flown to his hole, The hare had left the bracken ; An' sweet, the lavroc i' the lift, Wi' singing gart me wauken. I luckit on her bonny brow, An' sain'd her wi' my blessing ; I glowr'd upon her comely mou', An' waken'd her wi' kissing. O, sweet's the banquet o' the bee, That hives amang the heather ; But sweeter far that lip's to me, Than ought that bee can gather. I gat a vow fra her yestreen, I gat it wi' a token ; An' gin ye break it, bonny Jean, This heart wi' it is broken. TAM O' THE BALLOCH. IN the nick o' the balloch, lived Moorlan' Tam, Weel stentit wi' brochan an' braxy ham ; Abreast like a brod, a back like a door, Wi' a wapping wame that hung down afore. But what's come owre ye, Moorlan' Tam, Your leg's now grown like a wheelbarrow tram ; Your e'e it's faun in, your nose it's faun out, An' the skin o' your cheek's like a dirty clout. O' ance like a yaud ye spankit the bent, Wi' a feckit sae fu' an' a stocking sae stent, The strength o' a stot, the weight o' a cow, Noo, Tammy, my man, ye're grown like a grew. I mind when the blink o' a canty quean, Could water'd your mou' , and lightit your e'en ; Noo ye look like a yowe, when ye should be a ram, O, what can be wrang wi' ye, Moorlan' Tam ! Has some dog o' the yird sent your gear abreed, Hae they broken your heart, hae they broken your head ; Hae they rack'd ye wi' rungs, are ye skittl'd wi' steel, Or, Tammy, my man, hae ye seen the deel ? Wha ance was your match at a stoup or a tale, Wi' a voice like a sea, an' a drouth like a whale ? Noo ye peep like a pout, ye glumph and ye gaunt, O, Tammy, my man, are ye turned a saunt ? Come, loose your heart, ye man o' the moor, We tell our distress ere we look for a cure ; There's laws for a wrang, an' sa's for a sair, salves Sae, Tammy, my man, what would ye hae mair ? "O, neighbour, it neither was thrasher or thief, That deepen'd my e'e an' lighten'd my beef ; But the word that mak's me so waefu' an' wan, Is, Tam o' the Balloch's a MARRIED MAN ! " THE DOGS O' DRUMACHREEN. YESTREEN I gi'ed my duds a dight, An' razor rade my chin, An' taking off my craig claith, I turn'd it outside in ; Syne canty, in the dowe O' a bonny July e’en, I gaed daunering doon the howe, That leads to Drumachreen. The last time I was owre, I had angert sair my doo ; By fa'ing sound asleep by her, Whan in the barley mow. But I thought she'd hae forgotten, Or else she'd hae forgi'en ; But the deil tak' my dear, An' the dogs o' Drumachreen. I blinkit by the ha' door, I whistl'd ' neath the yard ; But she ne'er leetit after me, Mair than I'd been a caird. I airtit round the peat stack, An' thought to catch my quean ; But the neist sight I saw, Was the dogs o' Drumachreen. It's first they reft my wily coat, An' then they reft my breek, An' syne they bate me on a bit, 'Bout whilk I mauna speak ; 'Bout whilk I mauna speak, Tho' it waters baith my e'en ; O the deil take my dear, An' the dogs o' Drumachreen. THE DAFT DAYS. THE midnight hour is clinking, lads, An' the douce, an' the decent, are winking, lads ; Sae I tell ye again, Be't weel or ill ta'en, It's time ye were quatting your drinking, lads. Gae ben, an' mind your gauntry, Kate, Gi'es mair o' your beer, an' less bantry, Kate, For we vow, whar we sit, That afore we shall flit, We'se be better acquaint wi' your pantry, Kate. The " daft days " are but a beginning, Kate, An' we're sworn ; would you hae us a sinning, Kate, By our faith an' our houp, We will stick by the stoup, As lang as the barrel keeps rinning, Kate. Thro' hay, an' thro' hairst, sair we toil it, Kate, Thro' simmer, an' winter, we moil it, Kate ; Sae ye ken, whan the wheel, Is beginning to squeal, It's time for to grease, an' to oil it, Kate. Sae draw us anither drappy, Kate, An' gi'e us a cake to our cappy, Kate ; For, by spiggot an' pin ! It's waur than a sin, -To flit when we ' re sitting sae happy, Kate. LET'S DRINK TO OUR NEXT MEETING. LET'S drink to our next meeting, lads, Nor think on what's atwixt ; They're fools wha spoil the present hour, By thinking on the next. Then here's to Meg o' Morning side, An' Kate o' Kittlemark ; The taen she drank her hose and shoon, The tither pawned her sark. A load o' wealth, an' warldly pelf, They say is sair to bear; Sae he's a gouk, would scrape an' houk, To make his burden mair. Then here's, [and]c. Gif care looks black the morn, lads, As he'd come doon the lum ; Let's ease our hearts by swearing, lads, We never bade him come. Then here's, [and]c. Then here's to our next meeting, lads, Ne'er think on what's atwixt ; They 're fools who spoil the present hour, By thinking on the next. Then here's, [and]c. MAGGIE M'GEE. AYE gi'e me auld Maggie McGee, man, Wi' her cozy auld howff at Knockree, man For gin ye want a drap, Be't frae stoup or frae caup, Seek the gauntry o' Maggie McGee, man. Should your head be as dowff as the daigh, man, An' your heart in your fecket lie laigh, man ; Gae down to Knockree, Speer for Maggie McGee, An' lay your lugs deep in a quaich, man. Ay weels on ye, Maggie McGee, lass, Tho' ye're runkl'd, an' short o' an e'e, lass ; I mind the day, Meg, Whan the birkies would beg, Your braw sappy lips for to prie, lass. It's kent ye had proffers enew, lass, An' our Laird, baith whan sober an' fu' , lass, Aft vow'd wi' an aith, Shou'd his Kate slip her breath, Ye should lady it doon at Cardoo, lass. Tam Dudgeon wha dealt wi' the Manks, lass, Him ye led like a shelty in branks, lass ; Was right tight in your loop, But a Revenue Sloop Settled that an' the rest o' his pranks, lass. Rab the drover, wha came frae Carstair, lass, Kept cramming your lug late an' air, lass ; Rab's han' wou'd na keep, Was owre fond o' the sheep, An' gat hangit, ye 'll mind, down at Ayr, lass ; But gi'e me auld Maggie McGee, man, Wi' her cozy auld howff at Knockree, man ; For gin ye want a drap, Be't frae stoup or frae caup, Seek the gauntry o' Maggie McGee, man THE TINKLER'S SANG. WHEN birds in pands, frae foreign lands, To hill an' howe are hieing ; When goudspinks neat, and linties sweet, Their bravest sangs are trying. It's then I see, our greenwood tree, Where wives an' weans are howdering ; A scraping spoons, an' crooning tunes, While pats an' pans we're sowdering. Owre brae an' bank, our youngsters spank, To hunt the brass an' pewter ;> For faith the mill may weel stan ' still, Has neither grist nor muter. >yne hares frae glens, an' fat muirhens, Are in the caldron boiling ; While braxy hams, an' hieland drams, Weel pay us for our toiling. When gloaming still, creeps up the hill, The birns we set a- lowing ; Screw up the pegs, an' shake our legs, "Till a' our hearts are glowing. Ilk girn an' line's inspeckit syne, An' gif we've no been lucky ; The farmer's barn, afore the morn, May ablins lack a chucky. But spoons a' made, an' fortunes spaed, Wi' little left to fen' us ; We hoist our creels, take to our heels, An' howff where less they ken us. Nor stent or cess, our minds distress, We're clear o' lords or gentry ; In cove or glen, we make our den, An' a' the warld's our pantry. THE BATCHELOR'S ADVICE TO THE BOYS Air, " I HAD A HORSE. IT 's sad to see, the bauld an' slee, The lads ance bravely mettl'd ; Gang douf an' douce, about the house, By wedlock's cantrips settl'd . But the free, the free, the cout that's free, Nae tow nae tether ga's him ; While the halter'd brute, maun gee his clute, Just as his driver ca's him. Lord, see him there, wi' sich an' prayer, A fleeching some drest draigle ; To come an' keep his amery bare, Or daud him wi' the ladle. But the free, [and]c. Syne see him weary out his life, On weans, to keep an' clout them; Or fechting for a fractious wife, When ane can do without them. But the free, [and]c. Horn daft is he, wha greens to gie, A liferent to some gipsy ; To clash wi' cronies owre her tea, An' scauld ye whan ye're tipsey. But the free, [and]c. Gae hame an' tend the mill an' mow, Nor mair o' love be tauking, We've fools an' beggars' brats enew, Sae, youngsters, quit your jauking. For the free, [and]c. THE MERRY MAIDS O' SCOTLAND. YE merry maids o' Scotland, Dear lassies o' langsyne ; How turns o' some auld melodie, Will bring you to my min' ! Wi' your daffin an' your laughin, Frae glint o' day to gloam, Whan corn was whitenin on the lea, An' hay was on the holm. At Martimass and Whitsunday, At bridal or at fair ; Wi' Sunday braws like drifted snaws, Ye wore a doucer air. But smirks aroun' your rosy lips, Wi' glintin's o' the e'e, Tauld ay how soon a canty tune, Could wake ye into glee. Whan dreary days o' winter, Were scailin' sleet an' snaw ; Your fresh unfrosted merriment, Sent simmer thro' the ha'. Your kind gude e'en an' winsome mien, Would thow the plowman chiel, While merry sang, the lee night lang, Was chorused wi' your wheel. ' I'm far awa' , I'm lang awa', An' muckle's cam' atween ; . The night we reel'd it in the ha’, Or link'd it on the green. But sowth we get a canty lilt, Ye're a' afore my min' ; Dear merry maids o' Scotland, Sweet lassies o' langsyne. MORNING SANG. GIVE ear unto me, Linker, An' listen, Ochiltree ; For I hae nae seen a blyther day This twenty years an' three. O' my tongue it winna lie, my lads, This bonny morn o' June, My words they come in rhyme, lads, My breath comes in a tune. An' hurra, an' hurra, An' hurra, my merry men ; I would'na gie a June day, For a' the days I ken. It's blyth to see the braw sun, Come blinking owre the lea ; It's sweet to hear the cock bird, A singing on the tree. A singing on the tree, my boys, A whistling in the lift ; O, it puts the heart o' Jinglin Jock, Into an unco tift ! state An' hurra, an' hurra, An' hurra, my merry men ; I wadna gi'e the lintie's sang For a' the sangs I ken. We'll tak' it canna up the braes, Syne gi'e the beastie head ; An' whan we fin' a cosey howe, We'll sit us down an' feed. Our kebbock an' our cakes, lads, Will mak' our meal a treat ; An' a wee drap o' Jock Barleycorn, Will mak' the burnies sweet. Then hurra, an' hurra, An' hurra, my merry men ; I wadna gi'e Jock Barleycorn For a' the jokes I ken. At Carnwath they get THE GOUD UPON CHARLIE. Air, " OWRE THE WATER TO CHARLIE." IF ye'd drink yill, an ' be canty still, Sin' the breeks has bang'd the kiltie ; Wale out the lads, wore the white cockades, An' delight in a Jacobite liltie. Chorus. - Then up wi' the lads, wore the white cockades, Altho' they be scatter'd right sairlie ; There's a sough in the land, there's a heart an' a hand That may yet pit the goud upon Charlie ! Tho' a poor German daw's got the crap o' the wa', An' our ain bonny doo it has pookit ; We've gude falconers still, an' whan they get their will, They'll pit the right doo in the dookit. Then up, [and]c. Then keep your blue bonnet, a wee ere ye don it, An' keep your claymore frae the stouring ; Ye may yet hear a horn, on a braw simmer morn, That may thank ye weel for the scouring. Then up, [and]c. Tho' base hireling swords, an' cauld blooded words, Hae yirded the pride o' the thistle ; Tho' the bouk's in the grun', the saul's in a son, That may yet gar auld Hanover fistle. Then up, [and]c. The banks of the Clyde afford them THE KNIGHT O' ELLERSLIE. THE Southern loon's wrought mickle scaith, Unto our west countrie ; He has ta'en the gear, but he's got the wrath, O' the knight o' Ellerslie. Sir William's ta'en his sword in hand, It was weel prov'd an' good ; Three waps o't round his burdly breast, Has clear'd a Scottish rood. Upon his lip there is a vow, Upon his brow a ban ; He'll learn our faeman their ain march, If it may be learn'd by man. To see him in his weed o' peace, Wi' the dimple on his chin ; O, stood there e'er a fairer Knight, Alady's love to win' ? To see him in his shell o' steel, His braid sword by his thie ; O, stood there e'er a brawer knight, To redd a hail countrie? Step out, step out, my gallant knight, By thysel' thou shanna stride ; Tho' white the locks lie on my brow, An' my shirt o' mail hings wide. Blaw up, there's gallant hearts in Kyle, An' the upper ward o' Clyde ; Blaw up, blaw up a thousand spears Will glitter by thy side ! There's mony bow to goud, I trow, There's mae that bow thro' dread ; But blaw a blast, thou wight Wallace, An' look for man an' steed. Oh! wha could bide by pleugh an' spade, While a Southern's in the land ? Oh! wha can lag whan Wallace wight, Has ta'en his sword in hand ! To him that dares a righteous deed, A righteous strength is given ; An' he that fights for liberty, Will be free in earth, or heaven. At Strathaven, taking " their ease in their inn, ” they sing THE INGLE SIDE. It's rare to see the morning bleeze, Like a bonfire frae the sea ; It's fair to see the burnie kiss The lip o' the flowery lea ; An' fine it is on green hill side, When hums the hinny bee ; But rarer, fairer, finer fair, Is the ingle side to me. Glens may be gilt wi' gowans rare, The birds may fill the tree, An' haughs hae a' the scented ware, That simmer's growth can gi'e ; But the cantie hearth where cronies meet, An' the darling o' our e'e ; That makes to us a warld complete, O, the ingle side's for me! Nearing his "Daddy's ha'," the Jingler chants A HAMEWARD HYMN. EACH whirl o' the wheel, Each step brings me nearer The hame o' my youth ; Every object grows dearer. The hills, an' the huts, The trees on that green ; Losh! they glour in my face, Like some kindly auld frien' . E'en the brutes they look social, As gif they would crack ; An' the sang o' the bird Seems to welcome me back. O! dear to the heart, Is the hand that first fed us ; An' dear is the land, An' the cottage that bred us. An' dear are the comrades, Wi' whom we once sported ; But dearer the maiden, Whose love we first courted. Joy's image may perish, E'en grife die away ; But the scenes o' our youth, Are recorded for aye. Entering a wood he had assisted to plant some twenty years before, he delivers A JINGLE TO A TREE. LOOK, neighbours, do you see That giant of a tree ? Would ye think that I had seen, That stately tent o' green, A mere finger length o' timber ; A thing so light, an' limber, That a crow, intent to bigg, Might hae ta'en it for a twig, An' weave it amongst straws, Such a trifle then it was, Tho' now ye see the crows Might hatch upon its boughs. Thae trees, that whole plantation, Hauds the glen in occupation ; Troth, I hae seen the day, For all their grand array, That, wi' little stress I could, Hae carried the hale wood ; Tho' the smallest now, ye see, Might be my gallows tree ! Lord hae mercy upon me! Meeting with a matron, who in early days had " ta'en his youthful fancy," he produced a rhyme TO AN OLD FLAME. It was you, Kirsty, you First touch'd this heart I trow, Took my stomach frae my food, Put the devil in my blood, Made my doings out o' season, Made my thinkings out o' reason ; It was you, Kirsty lass, Brought the Jingler to this pass. But when amaist dementit, My sair heart got ventit ; O, what happy days we'd then, ' Mang the hazels o' yon glen ! Aft by bonny Irvine side, We hae lain, row'd in a plaid, Frae the settle o' the night, To the income o' the light. An' Kirsty, lass, I see, By the twinkle o' thy e'e, An' Kirsty, faith I fin ' , By a something here within, That tho' ye've ta'en anither, An' tho' ye be a mither, There's an ember in us yet, That might kindle, were it fit. Then fare-ye-weel, my fair ane, An' fare-ye-weel, my rare ane, I ance thought, my bonny leddy, Thy bairns would ca't me daddy. But that braw day's gane by, Sae happy may ye lie, An' canty may ye be Wi' the man that should been me. To his deary in Dunedin he indites an epistle, DEAR JEAN. HERE while the ither twa are lying, Ahint a buss an' eident spying, The country bodies, kirkward hieing, To furm or pew; I wi' my head an' hand am trying A verse to you. An' tho' the Irvine by me flows, A stream weel lik'd ye may suppose ; An' tho' my e'e, an' lug, an' nose, Are feasted fine, Still backward to Auld Reekie goes, The roving min' . In truth, we're queer inconstant craft, Whyles harden'd, when we should be saft ; Whyles dowie when we should be daft, Against the grain ; An' when we look for pleasure aft, We meet wi' pain. But Jeanie lass, I maun admit, Up to the date that here I sit, I've met wi' nought but pleasure yet, The very best, An' troth we're e'en a canty kit, merry set As ere drave west. Anent mysel' ; but that's a theme, I'd ablins better let alane ; Troth I've been nether "lag nor lame," To play a stick, Altho' in naething had the name, O' blackguard trick. It aften seems to me surprising, (Ye'll ferly at my moralizing,) That chiels wi' right afore them rising, As plain as paritch ; Will listen to the de'il's advising, An' scorn their carritch. A lad may gi'e an' antran sten' , Ayont the prudent scores o' men ; But when he makes mischief his en' Wi' spirit willing, It's then the thoughtless fool ye ken, Frae settled villain. Some folk are high an' low by fits, An' some are mean to fill their guts ; But gif a deed o' mine e'er pits, Rogue to my name ; Say then, the Jingler's tint his wits, His reason's gane. Noo, Jean, I would'na think it queer, Gif ye should ax yoursel just here What's set the Jingler thus to clear, His gaits to me; As I had ony right to speer, What they may be? The truth is, Jeanie lass, I fin', That in this wicked warld there's ane, That gif she lays nae wilfu ' sin, Upon my back, I dinna care a pudding pin, Hoo ithers crack. But fareweel, lass, for faith the sun, Ayont the crap o' heaven has run, An's westward hitching to the grun, Sae we maun in, Wi' spoon an' plate, right belly fun, To stent our skin. Ance mair fareweel, an' min' this, Jean, Tell every kind enquiring frien' , That in this land o' pastures green, An' flower an' flood , Our feeding like our fun has been, Baith great an' good. An' fare-ye-weel again, like twa, Are sweirt to part but maun awa' , I turn to say, that like a wa' , Or as a rock, Ye hae ae friend, aye worth them a', In Jinglin Jock. The simmering of the tea-kettle by the Ingle Lug makes him write LINES TO A TEA-KETTLE. THO' to me it is a feast, When the morning leaves the east, To hear ilk happy thing, That can whistle, chirp, or sing, Be its belly on the fluds, Its seat upon the wuds, Or its wing amang the cluds, Sing out, wi' a' its might, Awelcome to the light. Yet on drowsy afternoon, There is naething like the croon, Or curmuring o' the kettle, Be it tin or copper metal, When wi' glancing han' an' pow, It sits clocking owre the lowe, O! the goudpink on the timmer, Is naething to its simmer! The very sweetest strain, Aften tells o' days are gane, Sae, whatever bless it brag, In the hinny there's a jag, But thee, thy saddest hum, Still talks o' joys to come, And thy wildest minstrelsie, Cries for butter, toast, and tea, Thou ' rt an instrument, I wot, Without a gloomy note. I declare, as I'm a sinner, It's a cordial after dinner, On an easy chair to sit, Wi' the fender ' neath your fit, While in the deafening ear, Thy drowsy hum we hear, Till it steals us clean awa', Like a babie's hushiba, Then we're off, in visions sweet, To where flowers lie in the weet, Or Beltane lammies bleat. Syne to wauken frae our dream, As the sugar an' the cream, Plays plout into the cup, Hech, how happy we look up, To the frien's are smirking o'er us, Wi' the reeking cups afore us, O, by Jingo ! it's exceeding, 'Tis the paradise o' feeding ! Driving through " Kyle Stewart " he composes a CROON TO A KYLE COW. My bonny brockit leddy, I can see that Kyle has bred ye, Wi' your snawy face an' fit, An' your rigging like a nit ; I can reckon, by your fleck, Or your genty nose an' neck, In fact, your very tail, Declares ye seldom fail, To fill a reaming bowie, Three times a day, my cowie. Thy bulk is no uncouth, Like the monsters o' the south ; Nor hae ye ony trace, O' that hairy Hieland race, That come south frae hills an' bogs, Like droves o' horned dogs ; No thou'rt the queen of brutes, That moveth upon cloots ! I'd doubt if there's a man, In the borders o' this lan' , Or a beast, if ye had aff, The canny sucking calf, That delights so much as I In what is ta'en from kye ; For here let it be tauld, Be it warm, be it cauld, Be it cream'd, be it kirn'd, Be it lappert, be it yearn'd, Be it sour in crock or pig, Be it crappit whey or whig, Be it blinkit, be it broke, It's welcome aye to Jock. But when as fat as grease, It comes forth in name o' cheese ; As bright an' yellow's brimstone, An' as big's a muckle grunstone ; What e'e is no ta'en captive, What jaw is then inactive, When the gudewife cries " fa' on," To the wally whangs an' scone ? When a drouthy chiel or twa, Take a scour o' usqueba', Gin about the chap o' ten, The browster wife brings ben Astow o' thee, made nice Wi' a stouring o' the spice, Frae the ingle, fat an' frying, An' on cakes sae crumpy lying, Gin the lads be in a plight, To ken the day frae night, Thou ' rt an unca pleasant sight. O ! to see on simmer morn, When the craik's amang the An' the gowan ' mang the grass, A barefit sonsy lass, Come scudding thro' the dew, An' cowr doon aneath her cow, Syne, wi' canty sang an' glee, Stroan the leglan to the e'e, pail Sic a sight has gart me swither, Atween the tane an' tither, That is, her lip sae sweet, An' the bowie ' tween her feet. BONNY BESSY BALLANTEEN. Air, GREEN GROW THE RASHES. " IF ye ' re a lad that langs to see The fairest face that e'er was seen ; Gae down to Kyle, —it's worth your while, An' speer for Bessy Ballanteen. Bonny Bessy Ballanteen, Bonny Bessy Ballanteen ; Many a bonny lass I've seen, But nane like Bessy Ballanteen. Altho' your lassie hae nae faut ; Altho' ye've sworn her Beauty's Queen ; I'll wad a plack, ye'd change yer crack, Gin ye saw Bessy Ballanteen . Bonny Bessy, [and]c. , green, long Mony hearts for you 'ill My bonny Bessy Ballanteen. Yet gin ye're tether'd to a stake, Gin ye 're a married man I mean ; For fear ye'd rue your wedded vow, Beware o' Bessy Ballanteen. Bonny Bessy, [and]c. , Your wedded love's no worth a preen, Gin ye saw Bessy Ballanteen. But gin ye ' re free as man may be, A canty birkie, swank an' clean ; Gae try your luck, my hearty buck, The prize is Bessy Ballanteen. Bonny Bessy Ballanteen, Lovely Bessy Ballanteen ; He is in heaven wha is at e'en, Wi' bonny Bessy Ballanteen. In "Auld Ayr wham ne'er a toun surpasses For honest men, and bonny lasses," the Lang Linker meets an old sweetheart, to whom he makes known his sentiments in THE BOUROCKS O' BARGENY. I LEFT ye, lassie, blooming fair, 'Mang the bourocks o' Bargeny ; I've found ye on the banks o' Ayr, But sair ye're altered, Jeanie. I left ye ' mang the woods sae green, In hamely weeds befitting ; I've found ye buskit like a queen, In painted chaumers sitting. I left ye like the wanton lamb, That plays ' mang Hadyett's heather ; I've found ye now a sober dame, A wife an' eke a mither. Ye're fairer, statelier, I can see, Ye're wiser, nae doubt, Jeanie ; But O, I rather met wi' thee, 'Mang the bourocks o' Bargeny. In Ayr they also pretend to get MARY THAT I WERE WI' THEE. It's dowie in the hint o' hairst, At the wa'gang o' the swallow ; When the wind grows cauld, the burns grow bauld, An' the woods are hinging yellow. But O, it's dowier far to see, The wa'gang o' her the heart gangs wi' ; The deadset o' a shining e'e, That darkens the weary warld on thee. There was muckle love atween us twa, O, twa could ne'er been fonder ; An' the thing on yird, was never made,. That could hae gart us sunder. But the way o' heaven's aboon a' ken, An' we maun bear what it likes to sen', It's comfort tho ' to weary men, The warst o' this warld's waes maun en'. There's mony things that come an' gae, Just kent an' just forgotten ; The flowers that busk a simmer brae, Gin anither year lie rotten. But the last look o' that loving e'e, The dying grip she gae to me ; They're settled like eternity, O, Mary, that I were wi' thee ! Burns is presumed to have written DOON REVISITED. I HAE friends on Irvine side, My heart's in Mauchline town ; Yet my spirit hath a pride In the bonny banks o' Doon. Tho' the weary wark o' time Has altered a' I see ; An' the hame, that ance was mine, Is a fremmit hame to me; Tho' mony a heart lies cauld, Would hae warm'd to meet me here ; Still thy murmuring, sweet Doon, Melts wi' pleasure in mine ear. O! ye bring the fields an' flowers, Where my spirit's growth began ; And all the joyous hours That built me into man. It brings the e'enings mild, An' my soul's serenity ; Ere my heart's blood started wild, To the glance o' woman's e'e. Thy charms are written down, On a page that will not blot ; For I'll mind thee, bonny Doon, Till all but heaven's forgot ! After dinner in the " Kirk yard " they address LINES TO ALLOWAY KIRK. BEHOLD, ye wa's o' Alloway, This curn o' canty carlies ; Wha 've driven thro' Cunningham an' Kyle, In search of fun an' ferlies. It's no cause mony a great divine, Their holy words here wair'd ; That we respect your stane an' lime, An' dinner in your yard. But Alloway, that night ye were, Hell's place o' recreation ; Baith heezed an' dignified ye mair, Than a' your consecration. The bit wherd fornicators sat, To bide their pastor's bang ; Is now forgotten for the spat, Whar Nanny lap an' flang. The pu'pit whar the gude Mess John, His wig did weekly wag ; Is lightlied for the bunker seat, Whar Satan blew his bag. An' what's the ferley ? Priests an' fools, Are gear we've aye a clag o' ; But Coila's son, now in the mools, Eternity ' ill brag o' ! Another of the pilgrims from Doonside writes to his "LADY LOVE." DEAR Ann, upon this hallow'd earth, That gave the bard o' Coila birth I take my pen an' ink, A loving line or twa to write, And on this rhyme-inspiring site, It canna miss but clink. Altho' ye ken I'm little gi'en, Your praises to rehearse ; An' tho' I be as seldom seen, To vent my heart in verse ; Yet here, lass, it's queer, lass, A thing ye'd scarce suppose ; I tell ye, an' fell me, I canna make it prose. In wrangling wi' the warld, or when I'm making fun wi' funny men, Ye're whyles forgot a wee ; But gi'e me half a musing hour, Then as the bee flees to the flower, So hies my heart to thee. We a', nae doubt, are fasht wi' flaws, That shade us frae perfection ; Tho' some wi' arts, like plaster sa's, Can smuggle their infection. Awa ye, foul fa' ye Wha wear a painted skin, Write chapters o' raptures, When a' is cauld within ! I winna say, in case I lee, That ye're by far the fairest she That e'er was in creation ; Nor will I say, in virtue either, That a' that's gane, was but a blether, To thy immaculation. But this I'll say, because it's true, In mind as well as make ; Ye've charms your Edie's heart, my doo, To keep as well as take. There's mair ways, an' fair ways, To take an honest heart, Than winkings an' jinkings, O' beauty spiced wi' art. And tho' atween us, bonny Ann, There's waters, woods, an' muckle lan' , In pasture an' in vittle ; Tho' day by day I'm doom'd to see, Fair lassies, wi' a pauky e'e, Would make a gutcher kittle ; Yet there's a bit ' neath this breast bane, The dearest portion in ' t, Where, fram'd in treasur'd days are gane, Thy image lies in print. This shiel's me, this steels me, 'Gainst ony ither flame ; And renders, a' genders, To me the very same. O, Annie lass, what would I gi'’e, To catch the sparkle o' thy e'e Amang thae banks an' braes Where Coila's bard would aften rove, Burning wi' poetry an' love, Or raving o'er his waes. Then, as ye sang his sweetest sang, Thy voice makes sweeter still ; I'd lay me on the swaird alang, An' drink o' joy my fill ; O, this, lass, were bliss, lass, But as it canna be ; Adieu, then, be true, then To Edie Ochiltree. They, at same place, are fortunate enough to discover A RECIPE FOR MAKING A SCOTSMAN. IF ye would learn the lair that makes A chiel baith fier an' fell, man ; Gi'e ear unto the redd o' ane, Wha's dree'd the darg himsel, man. Gi'e gentle words to gentlefolks, An' bow aye to your betters ; Keep your ain hand at your ain hank, Nor fash wi fremmit matters. In cracking wi ' camstairy chiels, Or dealing wi' the drucken ; Ne'er cangle at ilk crabbit word, Nor straik till ye be strucken. At markets, fairs, or ony part, Whar round the yill is han'ing ; Look like the lave, but in your heart, Be ye a bargain planning. But never bargain at a word, For either horse or wife, man ; Ye may rue the tane a month an' mair, An' the tither, a' your life, man. Right canny let your cracks aye be, But cannier be your bode, man ; Let caution aye be sib to thee, An' reason be thy road, man. Sae will ye soon get gear, an' syne Ye'll soon get frien's anew, man ; For men are like the mice, they rin Aye where the girnal's fu' , man. Dropping over " brown Carrick hill " into the valley of the Girvan, the Lang Linker breaks forth, TO MY NATIVE STRATH. AT last there streaks my native Strath, Aneath the redd'ning light ; O, many a bitter day's gane by Since last I saw this sight. An' many a time thy stately trees Hae leaf'd in the simmer's sun ; As aften has November's freeze Loos'd a' to the winter win'. An' mony a gallant family, Since last my howff was here, By fortune's fell an' fickle blasts, Been scattered far an' near. An' whar are a' the bonny bairns I left upon the knee ? I winna ken them, frae the frem, Nor yet will they ken me. The lassie that I lo'ed the first, The young thing I lo'ed weel ; Was then a fair bud on yon bank, An' span at her mither's wheel. I thought thee, Jessie, then, my ain, Steve trystit for gude an' a' ; But the grapple o' our young hearts, The warld likes to scuff awa. Alas ! what stint the tear an' wear, O' time to baith has dune ! Yet still thy name comes to my ear, Like the sough o' a pleasant tune. Taking a gloaming walk he invents A BALLAD TO A BAT. THOU queer sort o' bird, or thou beast, I'm a brute if I ken whilk's thy tittle ; Whar gang ye, when morning comes east, Or how get ye water or vittle ? Thou hast lang been a ferley to me, An' a droll ane as e'er I inspeckit ; Hoo's nature deliver'd o' thee ? I say, thing, art thou kittlit or cleckit ? By my soul, it leuks richt like a lee, For to say that without e'er a feather ; A creature should offer to flee, · On twa or three inches o' leather ! The sangster that says, thou art sweet, Or rooses thy fashion or featness ; Maun be blin' as the soles o' his feet, Or hae unco queer notions o' neatness. Yet, at e'en, when the flower had its fill, O' the dew, an' was gather'd thegither ; Lying down on its leaf, saft an' still, Like a babe on the breast o' its mither : Then, we aft hae forgather'd, I trow, When myback ' gainst the birk buss was leaning, As my e'e rak'd the lift's deep'ning blue, sky's In search o' the sweet star o' e'ening. For its glint tauld my ain kindly Kate, Her laddie was doon in the planting ; Sae I lov'd thee, as ain lo'es the freet, That proffers the weather they're wanting. It's no aye the love warst to bear, That sticks in the bosom the strongest ; It's no aye the gaudiest gear, That lives in the memory the longest. Sae be ye a bird, or a beast, Still wi' dearest o' days I maun mate ye ; An' thy flitter's aye welcome to me, For it min's me o' langsyne an' Katie. They meet with one of the last " o' the bowld Smugglers " that once infested "Carrick's shore " and he sings them three songs. THE GAUGER. Air, " NANCY DAWSON. " THE gauger he's gane owre the hill, Wi' his horn an' his quill, Will ye wad wi' me a gill, The gauger he'll come back, man ? He's howkit thraives o' Irish bags, He's herrit coves o' brandy cags, There's hunners ' tween the Loch an' Largs, Could see him on a rack, man. He cost McQueen a browst o' yill, He brak Pate Simpson's whiskey still, It's awfu an' unkent the ill, This warlokin has wrought, man ; He gars McMaster keep outowre, His billy keeps a seventy-four, He's coft his killing ten times owre, He'll get what he has coft, man ! Nae stream can brook a constant spate, The dourest things maun hae a date, An' dogs wha hae a country's hate, Should redd weel wha they bark at ; Pate Simpson, he's begun to ban, An' Patrick has a lang Queen Ann, Noo, Lord hae mercy on the man, That Patrick taks a mark at ! THE LADS OF LENDALFIT. " THE boat rides south o' Ailsa craig, In the doupin' o' the night ; There's thretty men at Lendalfit, To mak' her burden light. "There's thretty naigs in Hazelholm, Wi' the halter on their head ; Will cagd't this night, ayont yon height, Gif wind an' water speed. "Fy reek ye out the pat an' spit, For the roast but an' the boil ; For wave-worn wight, it is nae meet, Spare feeding an' sair toil. " "O, Mungo, ye've a cosey bield, Wi' a butt ay an' a ben ; Can ye no live a lawfu ' life, An' ligg wi' lawfu' men ?" "Gae blaw your wind aneth your pat, It's blawn awa' on me ; For, bag an' bark shall be my wark, Until the day I dee. "Maun I haud by our hameart gudse, An' foreign gear sae fine? Maun I drink o' the water wan, An' France sae rife o' wine? "I wouldna wrang an honest man, The worth o' a siller croon ; I couldna hurt a yirthly thing, Except a gauger loon. " I'll underlie a' rightfu' law, That pairs wi' heaven's decree ; But acts an' deeds o' wicked men, Shall ne'er get grace frae me. "O, weel I like to see thee, Kate, Wi' the bairnie on thy knee ; But my heart is noo, wi' yon gallant crew, That drive thro' the angry sea. "The jauping wet, the stentit sheet, The sou- west's stiffest gowl ; On a moonless night, if the timmer's tight, Are the joys o' a snuggler's sowl !" THE ROVER O' LOCHRYAN. THE Rover O' Lochryan he's gane, Wi' his merry men sae brave ; Their hearts are o' the steel, and a better keel, Ne'er bowl'd o'er the back o' a wave. It's no when the loch, it lies dead in its trough, When naething disturbs it ava ; But the rack an' the ride, o' the restless tide, An' the splash o' the grey sea-maw. It's no when the yawl an' the light skiffs crawl Owre the breast o' the siller sea ; That I look to the west, for the bark I lo'e best, An' the Rover that's dear to me. But when that the clud, lays its cheek to the flud, An' the sea lays its shouther to the shore ; When the wind sings heigh, an' the sea whaups As they rise frae the deafening roar. It's then that I look, thro' the thickening rook, An' watch by the midnight tide ; I ken the wind brings my Rover hame, And the sea that he glories to ride. Merrily he stands ' mang his jovial crew, Wi' the helm heft in his hand ; An' he sings aloud, to his boys in blue, As his e'e's upon Galloway's land. "Unstent and slack, each reef and tack, Gi'e her sail, boys, while it may sit ; She has roar'd thro' a heavier sea afore, And she ' ll roar thro' a heavier yet. "When landsmen drouse, or trembling, rouse, To the tempest's angry moan ; We dash thro' the drift, an' sing to the lift O' the wave that heaves us on. "It's braw, boys, to see, the morn's blyth e'e, When the night's been dark an' drear ; But it's better far to lie, wi' our storm locks dry, In the bosom o' her that is dear. " Gi'e her sail, gi'e her sail, till she buries her wale, Gi'e her sail, boys, while it may sit ; She has roar'd thro' a heavier sea afore, And she 'll roar thro' a heavier yet !" FAREWELL TO MY BRITHER JOCK. THE judgment's best décree, Jock, Aft banishes the heart ; Sae, hath it far'd wi' me, Jock, For thou an' I maun part. O, ye are ane o' twa, Jock, That I can weel ca' brither, When the saul's strong outs an' ins, Jock, Clink fine with ane anither. I've ha'en mony canty days, Jock, An' merry nights wi' thee ; Wi' storms o' witty fun, Jock, An' spates o' barley bree ! Tho' noo in parting grief, Jock, I wring thee by the hand, I hope we yet shall meet, Jock, Within a better land . Then, I'll brew a browst for thee, Jock, Will kill thy cankers a', An' I'll redd room for thee, Jock, Or else my mailin's sma'. While the billy o' our heart, Jock, That saul o' the right breed, Shall match wi' me, an' we shall be, Three canty carles indeed ; Syne we will twine a bower, Jock, O' the forest's living boughs, An' baptize ' t in our joy, Jock, The Pilgrim's Repose. THE KEBBOCK, THE CAKE, AN' THE COG. THERE's fun in your frolics, an' Thanksgiving Day Is famous for feeding an' great in its way ; But gie me the lan' whar auld plays are in vogue, An' the cake an' the kebbock gaes down wi' a cog. Your Frenchman can kick ye a neat pas de deux, Your Dutchman can waltz it an' booze himself fu'; But gie me a fling in the kilt an' the brogue While the cake an ' the kebbock gaes down wi' a cog. Your bridals by bishops look stately an' fine, But they ' re mocks to our weddings o' canty langsyne, Whan the bride's brimming bowl set the birkies agog, An' the cake an' the kebbock gaed down wi' a cog. Then here's to the lan' o' the butter an' brose, An' here's to the lan' o' the kilt an' the hose, Whar the reel an' strathspey gies the spirit a jog, An' here's to the KEBBOCK, the CAKE, an' the COG. A MORNING WAKE UP. THE morning star is hidden In the dawing's ruddy flake, An' the laverock has bidden His merry mates awake. Then up, the lamb has shaken His fleece an' ta'en the knowes ; An' sounds o' gladness waken Frae heights an' hazel howes. Come, see the burnie keeking Thro' boughs o' blooming thorn, See merry May unsteeking Her beauties to the morn. Come, while the leaf is laden Wi' gems that brightly glow, For ah ! they're quickly fadin ', Like a' that's fair below. MAY COLZEAN. THE fause Sir John a wooing came, To a maid of beauty rare ; Fair May Colzean was the maiden's name, Lord Cassills' only heir. He's woo'd her butt, he's woo'd her ben, He woo'd her in the ha', Till our bonny fair maid at last has said She'd mount an' ride awa. She's mounted on a milk-white steed, Sir John on a dapple grey ; An' wi' wilie word he cheer'd the road, Till they came to the raging sea. Till they came to a girt an' gruesome rock, 'Twas frightsome for to see ; "Light down, light down, fair May Colzean, Your bridal bed to see. " "Cast off, cast off, now May Colzean, Your hood an' silken gown ; For they're owre rare and costly gear, To rot in the salt sea foam. "Cast off, cast off, my May Colzean, They pearls an' jewelrie ; For they're owre rare an' costly ware, To be rusting aneath the sea " "O, turn about, thou fause Sir John, Gae turn your back on me ; For a belted knight it is not right A naked maiden to see." He's turned him right an' round about, Nae dread or fear had he ; Sae swift as the win' fair May Colzean Has plunged him in the sea. "Now ly ye there, thou fause Sir John, Whar ye thought to laid me. ” "O help, O help, my May Colzean, Take pity upon me ; I'll take you home to your father's ha's Wi' your weight in jewelrie." "Nae help, nae help, thou fause Sir John, Nae help expect frae me, For seven bra brides thou ' st drowned here, But the eighth I shall not be. " She's mounted on her milk-white steed, Sae lightsome an' sae gay ; And she's come hame to her father's tower, Lang ere the break o' day. Up then spak her pretty parrot, Where has May Colzean been ? An' what become of the bold Sir John, That woo'd ye sae late yestreen ?" "O, hold thy tongue, my pretty parrot, An' dinna talk sae loud; Your cup shall be o' the sandal tree, Your cage o' the beaten goud." Up then spak the Earl himsel, In the chamber where he lay ; "What ails May Colzean's bonny bird, To talk sae lang ere day ?" "There came a cat to my cag door, A' for to worry me ; An' I cried on my May Colzean, To kill the cat for me!".
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