| Doric - ABN | t door, got the Dandy an' the | Beano | comics. | got to read a week |
| Central - WCE | ars) an Rab ae’ways got The | Beano | or The Dandy or some sich. An |
| Central - WCE | s dain' jeest rat, readin' ri | Beano | fur r'umpteenth time an' list |
| Ulster - GUL | horn as weel as tha dandy an | beano | so a knowed al wis firgiven f |
| Southern - SEA | bered that but ahm rather fir | Beano | , Oor Wullie, The Broons... |
| Doric - DOR | Fan yer readin i'Dundy or | Beano |