| Orkney - ORK | o the | blotted | belly whuppid up in a tarpaly |
| Central - LAL | d oot intae a big blob, so ah | blotted | it and when ah took the paper |
| Ulster - BUL | t stans, My shuttle thrown wi | blotted | hands, As first an fierce my |
| Central - SWE | afore A'm | blotted | oot |
| Shetland - SHD | rie my mom told me da fairies | blotted | dir lipstick on da daisies an |
| Central - EDN | ot. Ma mammy said the censors | blotted | thim oot because they might f |