| Doric - MNA | airryin a paraleesed lad on a | cooch | . They socht a wye tae fess hi |
| Doric - DOR | oot at midfield, fae ahint a | cooch | is foo al be watchin it. |
| Doric - DOR | tae sit on ma backside on the | cooch | & knock knock every 5 minutes |
| Doric - MNA | sed chiel - "get up, tak yer | cooch | an haud awa hame." An at eenc |
| Central - LAL | is crashed oot like a burst | cooch |