| Central - SWE | THE | DAFTER | DAYS |
| Southern - SEA | s penchant for a puckle o the | dafter | intellectual fads o his day w |
| Central - SEC | en! As glaikit as a stirk, an | dafter | nor aw the bawheids i the pai |
| Central - DUN | sinos o capitalism are playin | dafter | an dafter forms o roulette wi |
| Central - GLA | a bit daft. Well, only a bit | dafter | than usual ah suppose. |