| Ulster - PUL |
A | gormless | gansh |
| Central - SEC | a manager that stands like a | gormless | statue oan the touchline - g |
| Ulster - SYN |
daesnae heed thaim ïs laik a | gormless | man that bigged hïs hoose on |
| Central - LAL |
y Chinese ye ken, thay're nae | gormless | , |
| Ulster - BUL |
e a prectised fether laid tae | gormless | graipin, |
| Central - SEC |
Ye | gormless | gosling, whaur's yer sense? |
| Central - SEC |
screen. Big | gormless | grin stuck oan his mush. An m |
| Central - GLA |
in like a pack ay cairds. His | gormless | pal couldnae process whit he |
| Central - SEC | hotspots - that way awe this | gormless | society would have to learn t |
| Shetland - SHD |
Dirs | gormless | fisses, dunnoo tyeen whut im |