| Southern - SEA | teachin eet tricks gie much, | if-if | Ah'd only bin th richt size t |
| Doric - NNB | teachan id tricks awful much, | if-if | A'd only been e richt size ti |
| Shetland - SHD | laerned him twartree tricks, | if-if | ony I'd a been da richt size |
| Central - GLA | ble tae teach it some tricks, | if-if | ah'd only been size enough ta |
| Ulster - CUL | ae hae bin teachin it tricks, | if-if | A had only bin the richt size |