| Doric - DOR | ressjournal jake Ye cry thon? | Jakey | mebbe, spread eagled ower the |
| Central - LAL | Howpfu as a | jakey | at a clased door, |
| Central - WCE | an really has got nits. Dis a | jakey | 's dug huv fleas. Ah said, Aye |
| Central - GLA | or the | jakey | ye treat like a bogie |
| Central - GLA | yir hing and some auld drunk | jakey | is screaming at ye in a pub t |
| Doric - DOR | ent tho cuv, like a Dundonian | jakey | tryn tae spik poash tae his |
| Central - SEC | shed in aboot 7 weeks, it wiz | jakey | . Anen wan eh his pals wiz try |