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| Central - WCE | Heedin’ fur | Largs | oan an aul’ fishin’ boat |
| Central - LAL | d the shit oot the Vikings at | Largs | in 1263. We're sure as fuck n |
| Central - SWE | ’ hats. Helen made thum – | Largs | scandal includit. But Horace |