| Central - WCE |
| Mess | John tells the tale o a aince |
| Shetland - SHD |
| mess | o geese, fan o flooers, fine |
| Central - WCE |
| mess | , Hich how's about it sexy, he |
| Doric - DOR | @johnnydee72 da' | mess | wi' thon Steen's min |
| Central - GLA |
unin in the toilets wi a can, | mess | ay black hair, short baird, I |
| Central - WCE |
give way. This wis ma chance. | Mess | it up and I wis deid. I looke |
| Doric - MNA |
flat on is face an oh! sic a | mess | |
| Central - LAL |
wis sic a | mess | |
| Central - GLA |
eventually yer reakin' like a | mess | of fecel matter |
| Central - SEC | n and its a pity they leave a | mess | - i agree |
| Doric - DOR |
here. (His face wis a affa | mess | ) Jonsar Eck turned an gaed aw |
| Doric - DOR |
ee her gairden (it wis a affa | mess | )" Fit |
| Ulster - GUL |
nain to gently scrub aff tha | mess | . |
| Ulster - GUL |
ye wee blirt ye...luk at tha | mess | o ye..A can take ye naewhere. |
| Doric - DOR |
the door an try nae tae mak a | mess | ". As the wifie peyed Jonsar |
| Central - LAL |
But ah'm a | mess | , nestin in wilderness, |
| Central - WCE |
t hype ower a sair belly an a | mess | in yir knickers! Ma ma asked |
| Central - LAL | lp, not wanting involved in a | mess | like mine tbh and I dinnae bl |
| Doric - ABN |
looer ower e lug fer makkin a | mess | o the gairden, so we hid a la |
| Central - LAL | t, or in a mogre is mair in a | mess | , a bourach o confusion, raith |
| Central - DUN |
Dinna | Mess | We Meh Jeans |
| Central - LAL |
dinna | mess | |
| Central - WCE |
mories, and noo everythin's a | mess | . Ah've hud eight Caramel Logs |
| Central - SEC |
hae brust, and clampin-up's a | mess | , |
| Doric - DOR |
its grandeur, the room was a | mess | - it luiked like it had been |
| Doric - DOR | assistant manager? This is a | mess | |
| Central - EDN |
rid hoat vindaloos. It wis a | mess | , a real fuckin mess. The sigh |
| Southern - SEA |
ken the feeling, yer hairs a | mess | |
| Central - GLA |
her brains. "Jist hink whit a | mess | it'd make ae day an night! Se |
| Doric - MNA |
l saw that its richt ee wiz a | mess | o scab and its luggie on the |
| Doric - MNB | @macbreeza Ahm ah horrific | mess | anaw...wis fit 30 yrs ago...n |
| Central - LAL | it a rubbish heap, a chaotic | mess | , a mischievous person like a |
| Ulster - BUL |
A jumbled | mess | not fit for theim, |
| Doric - DOR |
ti craal awa fae the mungled | mess | o metal that twa meenits afor |
| Orkney - ORK |
, tae taunt him wi cackle and | mess | . |
| Central - SEC |
‘and | mess | the mill to a midden aince it |
| Central - LAL |
amang ae | mess | o parapits |
| Central - GLA |
'Ooft, man, wouldnae | mess | wae they cunts' |
| Central - SEC | @Brian_Pacey aye n dinnae | mess | wae ma toot toot! |
| Central - LAL |
but there's nae | mess | tae wipe up efter.' |
| Central - LAL | tae mak a hash o things, tae | mess | aboot. |
| Central - SEC |
t behaviour, I wadna like tae | mess | up a braw wee nummer lik this |
| Central - WCE | heart1972 An if ye wantit tae | mess | wi thon fowk mair ye could ay |
| Central - LAL |
, I'm no somebody ye want tae | mess | aboot wi. This is yer last wa |
| Central - LAL |
the | mess | of a baby is preferable to th |
| Central - SEC | ad down in england now - the | mess | up here has been created by t |
| Doric - MNA |
use the time tae clear up the | mess | . She started tae find wee squ |
| Doric - DOR |
maist sheet an kiver ower the | mess | an howped that the nurses wid |
| Central - SEC | this is the | mess | created by the fm and the snp |
| Doric - MNA |
n. “Oh my Gawd! Look at the | mess | ! We’ve been burgled. Maybe |
| Central - SEC | what they want - look at the | mess | they are in now |
| Southern - WCE |
r! Whit did he care anent the | mess | ? |
| Central - WCE |
r! Whit did he care anent the | mess | ? |
| Central - WCE |
anyway, Yi should see aw the | mess | the school lassies leave, he |
| Central - EDN |
in stunned as they survey the | mess | . Until Dougie chooses tae jum |
| Central - LAL |
oot, bairns, frae this bonnie | mess | ; |
| Shetland - SHD |
dy hae a clear run. An a fine | mess | he medd o it too. Bit ah'm no |
| Central - SEC | hardy r shut - another fine | mess | lol |
| Doric - MNA |
ould see the cat wiz in a gye | mess | an saw livid weepin cuts aboo |
| Doric - MNA |
i saim tyme slooshen doon thi | mess | eit thi lad hid left ahin. Ye |
| Central - LAL |
cht thit hae a basic critical | mess | o community an state support |
| Central - WCE |
ss An’ a wis jeest ma usual | mess | ‘Iss is whit made me wunner |
| Orkney - ORK |
The front lawn lukks an aaful | mess | - |
| Central - EDN |
Ah collapse in a pitiful | mess | and before ah ken it he hits |
| Doric - DOR | edd up!' too... what an awful | mess | ! |
| Central - LAL | We're a fuckin | mess | . Board are failing the club a |
| Central - EDN |
, a real fuckin | mess | . The sight and smell ae which |
| Central - EDN |
onfessin tae him in a bubblin | mess | what the doacturs true diagno |
| Central - WCE |
this tale wants the skinkil o | Mess | John, or the glamourie o Will |
| Central - LAL | they sort him out asap and no | mess | him aboot this time. Wishing |
| Central - SWE |
Nith no river, cowp no | mess | |
| Central - DUN |
cin learn fae this particklar | mess | , the chances o Scotland takki |
| Doric - MNA |
e say am nae gan tae miss yur | mess | yi leave aawye. Tests ma pati |
| Central - DUN |
eavin ithers tae clean up his | mess | . |
| Central - WCE |
er we can put an end tae this | mess | . |
| Central - DUN |
airliament took us intae this | mess | , wi aw the bribery an corrupt |
| Central - WCE |
e, gies us a haun oot ae this | mess | gies us |
| Central - LAL |
gie us a haun up oot ae this | mess | , gie us a totty headstart, |
| Central - LAL | think properly we are in this | mess | ?? ?? ?? |
| Central - SEC | oudini coodnae get oot o this | mess | ffs lol |
| Orkney - ORK |
The swallows | mess | in the garage |
| Doric - MNA |
sweeren an sayen, "You don't | mess | with Royaal Deeside, if I giv |
| Central - WCE |
ivvy. Caught up in aw ae that | mess | . Her pals thought she could b |
| Central - LAL |
If aw this mocket | mess | and stink |
| Ulster - CUL |
might call them a slarry, wet | mess | , but he skited ower the grun |
| Central - DUN |
Saudi Arabia is a complicatit | mess | o aspirations an dreams. In t |
| Doric - MNA |
stem oot tae port. An we jist | mess | 't aat busk, be aboot twa feit |
| Central - SEC |
rd, he thocht... whit a ruddy | mess | ! Tweedy wis the seicont perso |
| Central - DUN |
np bi launin them wi a bluidy | mess | . Whit it certainly did wis cl |
| Central - SEC |
en. Bein attacked. Yin bloody | mess | blurred intae anither. That n |
| Central - DUN |
mak an affy | mess | , |
| Central - AYR |
fir no predicting the unholy | mess | o their religions |
| Central - GLA |
y ay punches oantae the pulpy | mess | that used tae be his face. |
| Orkney - ORK |
ot him oot, he lukk'd a sorry | mess | . |
| Central - SEC | y an improvement on the rusty | mess | it was before - so whats the |