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| someboady | ." Now ah kin feel ma hert ski |
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And aw, ma god, | someboady | is at the door. And ah ken wa |
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ct the soartae cunts ah hate. | Someboady | who wis born wae a silver coc |
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ices and naecunt kin hear us. | Someboady | yince said it's shite bein Sc |
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n he thoat ah wis gonnae be a | someboady | . Back in the day ah wis a pro |
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ah wis now ready tae become a | someboady | . See, ah figured oot what gav |
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that a naeboady kin become a | someboady | yin day, that David did beat |
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nded me that there wis indeed | someboady | lower doon the fid chain in E |
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Bae | someboady | , the empy rickle |
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ll never make it. Take it fae | someboady | who hus the t-shirt and the m |
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ticular delivery wis sent fae | someboady | who lives oan sixty quid a we |
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like The Carousel kin dae tae | someboady | . |
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almost cruel tae gee him tae | someboady | else. Especially since wuv ji |
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bumped intae | someboady | else ah'd telt and it wis the |
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ur in fact deeply in love wae | someboady | . But it's too late, eh? fur s |
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is paw. Wae any luck he'll be | someboady | else's problem themorra. And |
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ae ma bombshell "Did she shag | someboady | behind yur back, or suttin, m |
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h. Cos ootae naewhere ah feel | someboady | 's grubby paws touch me oan th |
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d awey fae the pact. Cos ah'm | someboady | who doesnae believe the middl |
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t her boyfriend gone doon oan | someboady | . Her ain brother if yae kin b |
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shoap as it normally wid when | someboady | is aboot tae take the bookie |
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p doon ah jist wanted tae ken | someboady | else wis huvin a bad day and |
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ae be a soldier ae fortune in | someboady | else's war. Or, tae spend oor |
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ttin maire than a footnote in | someboady | else's memoir. |
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that doesnae even exist. Kin | someboady | please explain this tae me, e |
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r aboot the sequel. In passin | someboady | hud mentioned the pub hud bee |
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s toff realise he's addressin | someboady | who's last hoose search wis s |
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Tae hear | someboady | say, "Yir wilcome, is'nt that |
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erson back fae the shoaps cos | someboady | 's jist rang the doorbell. Ope |
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ially when it’s directed at | someboady | who’s aboot tae sit doon wa |
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ar rumours, ken? Hearsay that | someboady | kent a writer who shagged an |
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, ah wise curious as tae what | someboady | else thoat. |
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in ma life ah've actually pit | someboady | before masel, so why dae ah f |
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So, Marv? ah hear if ah want | someboady | nearly killed you’re the ma |
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be yin ae thum tae. Who view | someboady | bein stuck oan the toilet whi |
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e taegether. It's no everyday | someboady | is tasered in front ae yur ve |
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‘’ | Someboady | did, ya radge bastard? You di |