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| Central - SWE | woe is me, Ye couldnae mak a | twee | cup o tea? Tae quench ma thir |
| Central - NEC | the place oot, bungin aa the | twee | framed prints ontae the coup, |
| Central - LAL | ands tae speak, the Top Table | Twee | Wee Fuckers who arrived by ex |
| Central - WCE | e poetry readins wir stale an | twee | , |