| Shetland - SHD | on, "if du doesna ken whit ta | uglify | is, du's a blockeed." |
| Ulster - CUL | "if yae dimnae know what tae | uglify | is, yae'r an eejit." |
| Southern - SEA | n, "if ee dinnae ken whit tae | uglify | is, ee are an eejit." |
| Central - AYR | , "gin ye dinnae ken whit tae | uglify | is, ye are a sumph." |
| Central - GLA | f ye cannae work oot whit tae | uglify | is, ye really ir an eejit." |
| Doric - NNB | n, "if ee dinna ken what till | uglify | is, ee are a simpleton." |