| Central - LAL | W, Ah bought MASEL a copy of ' | Eats | , Shoots...' then enthused abo | 2016 |
| Central - LAL | ie them awa wi free copies o ' | Eats | , Snoots and Leaves'? | 2017 |
| Central - EDN |
live tae thee wi ilka bite he | eats | - thoo taks mait tae thy mou | 2011 |
| Shetland - SHD |
st never mindit du didna laek | eats | ." | 2012 |
| Central - WCE |
Pepsi. It's no even as if she | eats | a breakfast. She's never been | 2021 |
| Shetland - SHD |
ek a moose, du kens. But does | eats | aet bats, I winder?" An here | 2012 |
| Central - LAL |
'It's weel-kent that if a hon | eats | a gadgie that's feelin crabbi | 2011 |
| Ulster - CUL |
n a dreamy soart o a wye "Dae | eats | ait bats? Dae cats ait bats?" | 2013 |
| Central - SWE |
They hud loats o Christmassy | eats | and drinks at the interval, b | 2015 |
| Ulster - SYN |
èr's no cum hame yit', an he | eats | an gets drunk an bates up aa | 2016 |
| Doric - NNB |
e, iss often happens when wan | eats | cake; but Alice hed got so mu | 2014 |
| Central - AYR |
ppens maist times when a body | eats | cake; but Alison had got sae | 2014 |
| Central - GLA |
grinned; fact, ah didnae know | eats | could grin." | 2014 |
| Central - WCE |
rlene, pure aw dead sarky, He | eats | drinks an shites lik the rest | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | in ae spaghetti hoops he ever | eats | fir the rest ae his life are | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
'Wha | eats | fish and cabbage and tatties | 2016 |
| Central - LAL | @Scotpol1314 The coo | eats | grass an gives milk | 2020 |
| Ulster - CUL |
uealt the moose. "Wud yae lik | eats | if yae wur mae?" | 2013 |
| Central - GLA |
d mebbe chinge yer mind aboot | eats | if ye could only see her. She | 2014 |
| Central - SEC |
Lik God's ain Prophet | eats | in Paradise | 2008 |
| Ulster - EUL |
'm strong to the finish cos I | eats | my spinach!" Hughie puult up | 2022 |
| Central - LAL |
If he never | eats | naethin he'll ayewis be meagr | 2010 |
| Central - GLA |
unt disnae like anyhin. Aw he | eats | normally is chips. He's never | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
'Gin a sheep | eats | sma busses, dis it eat flooer | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
someplace.' But gin the sheep | eats | the flooer, belyve the starns | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
rved he taks four or five and | eats | them thegether. He prefers th | 2014 |
| Ulster - PUL |
So he | eats | thousands o fowk | 2009 |
| Central - LAL |
Vain resentment | eats | up aa your hert. | 2011 |
| Central - LAL |
| eats | up ma scream, | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
Whit thing it is that | eats | up sang an screed, | 2015 |
| Central - LAL |
Your zeal | eats | ye up, shairpens your enemies | 2011 |