| Central - LAL | @martin_compston | Lorne | | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | ed in Heathrow with a slab of | lorne | , by the security services cau | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | uglas.. Limited choice... Nae | Lorne | ... :( | 2022 |
| Central - LAL |
rae an its fowk, mairrit John | Lorne | Campbell and is aye leevin on | 2001 |
| Central - LAL | fir ye the night! Whaur does ' | lorne | sausage' get its name fae? | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
bit is scoofin' doon a double | lorne | sausage an' haggis bap wi' a | 2019 |
| Doric - DOR | ae wak up tae Sandollar fer a | lorne | sausage and egg buttie washed | 2016 |