| Central - AYR | even mair | oomph | , "Sha Hoor, Sur". Sweirin wis | 2023 |
| Central - GLA | jack but it disnae huv enough | oomph | an stops well short ay the ma | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | stranglt rair frae ahent pit | oomph | in thair ingines. "Tallyho? Y | 2008 |
| Doric - MNB | y pal...but yer tweet has nae | oomph | it's no even gawn tae start a | 2022 |
| Central - SEC | "I've mair | oomph | than the rest can muster." | 2015 |