| Central - WCE |
e colour ae a muddy puddle - | shitty | broon mixed wi grey an yella | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | ned the drawers, then pit the | shitty | contents back in(!) Whit's th | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
'Still goat yer | shitty | drawers?' | 2012 |
| Central - SEC |
se ae misery intae ma awready | shitty | existence. Sure as shite tae. | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
o up as people see the kid-on | shitty | knickers. The two managers ar | 2012 |
| Central - SEC |
lace wis situated behind some | shitty | lookin boozer cawed The Calde | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | l be staunin ready wae ma big | shitty | stick | 2020 |