| Doric - DOR | to play fitba anymare. Fuckin | useless | | 2014 |
| Central - LAL |
Women! | Useless | ! Helpless! | 2011 |
| Central - GLA |
'ae be heard. I feel bare an | useless | , a preposterous imposter. | 2020 |
| Central - SWE |
its base. Bronze wings provin | useless | , it toppled doon a hunner fee | 2003 |
| Central - DUN |
rantit an roarit at the lads. | Useless | , stupit, subhuman ignoramuses | 2010 |
| Central - DUN |
otherwise it's fuckin | useless | . | 2007 |
| Central - GLA |
e tae work ma voicemail; it's | useless | . The general gist ae the mess | 2020 |
| Southern - SEA | with a 6-4 win. A waz fuckin | useless | ???? #aligeorgemuckleheed #pop | 2012 |
| Doric - MNA | holidays. Yon twa loons were | useless | and tattie pickin,. https://t | 2020 |
| Southern - SEA | the ref aswell hei is fuckin | useless | aswell? #rudkintheref #bestpa | 2012 |
| Central - SEC |
| useless | bastard ae a hoarse collapsed | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
composure somehow evades that | useless | bastard and his weak effort t | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
er leg. Aw while directin two | useless | bastarts that ur wrestlin wae | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
nae dae thit!', 'ye're jist a | useless | big lump!' an' 'och, thaur ye | 2019 |
| Central - EDN |
ed in a furious, futile an’ | useless | chairge! As we ran taewards t | 2016 |
| Central - LAL | be dictated tae by a spoilt, | useless | chantywrassler like you. The | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | atie It's whit they dae best. | Useless | cunts. | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR | twa good tunes but overall a | useless | exercise | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
wanst the polis and Hayley's | useless | faimly realised the wean wis | 2024 |
| Orkney - ORK |
aroond him, waark gies oan; a | useless | fleep, his mither says. | 2010 |
| Central - WCE |
liked me, she thocht ah wis a | useless | get, and she micht hae hud a | 2013 |
| Doric - DOR | a shot again like last time! | Useless | ginger nut replaced w | 2018 |
| Central - SEC |
tryin tae visualise tyin this | useless | joackey tae the back ae ma bu | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR |
in | useless | licht. At's fan I'd tak | 2023 |
| Orkney - ORK |
A great | useless | lump | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
lay the race in ma heid. That | useless | midget bastard, eh? how could | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
orious failure fur the club. " | Useless | Motherfuckers." | 2021 |
| Doric - ABN |
™ve survived fine withoot the | useless | muck they’ve sent owre the | 2016 |
| Central - EDN |
hat they remind us ae aw that | useless | pish we hud long left behind | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
"That shower ae | useless | shite" he wid often say. "Ah' | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
p the notes app. It's full ae | useless | shite that ah shid probably d | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
Or mibbes some equally | useless | thing | 2006 |
| Southern - SEA | mperial mair than metric. Ahm | useless | with latter, literally! ?? | 2020 |