| Doric - DOR | ds & baith caught twa cod, an | eel | & a few auld tins. | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
icht I walt an wammle like an | eel | , | 2008 |
| Doric - DOR |
n up an doun, wammlin like an | eel | , as he cam doun the gait, wi | 2021 |
| Doric - NNB |
lan-master wis an owld eonger- | eel | , at used till come wance a we | 2014 |
| Ulster - CUL |
wlin-mester wus an oul conger- | eel | , that use't tae come yinst a | 2013 |
| Central - GLA |
maister wis an auld conger- | eel | , that used tae come wance a w | 2014 |
| Southern - SEA |
in-maister was an auld conger- | eel | , that yist tae come yince a w | 2015 |
| Doric - MNA |
n they'll say, 'Blist are the | eel | an e wymes att nivver hid bai | 2012 |
| Shetland - SHD |
lin mester wis an aald conger- | eel | at ösed ta come eence ida we | 2012 |
| Central - SEC | en tae the blazin fiddlers - | eel | commit hari kari lol | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
on calfie turned till an auld | eel | coo, doon the road she gaed t | 2004 |
| Southern - SEA | l dae mare in ma warm up than | eel | dae aw nite #gitupti2ndgear | 2012 |
| Southern - SEA | @jamieginger173 | eel | dae onyhing no ti work #yiral | 2012 |
| Central - SEC | it thursday - scroll doon - | eel | get ma drift - b oan ma son | 2020 |
| Southern - SEA | ll de ask stupid questions or | eel | get stipid answers #toottootf | 2012 |
| Central - SEC | n huv a swatch at ma photo - | eel | ken me the nxt ti | 2020 |
| Southern - SEA | yStacyMarks get a windmill up | eel | make thooosands! | 2012 |
| Central - SEC | @Brian_Pacey @BBCSportScot | eel | need tae pm me on that yin - | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | selburghAth @amy_lou1934 weel | eel | need tae turn the sound up if | 2021 |
| Southern - SEA | @Bulla7 @hornet_2011 | eel | need ti run ti newzealand and | 2012 |
| Orkney - ORK |
t ur brither is coman at, bit | eel | niver be able tae wear a pair | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
But ye balanced an | eel | oan the end ae yer noseWhit m | 2014 |
| Southern - SEA |
Yet ee balanced an | eel | oan th end o eer neb - | 2015 |
| Doric - NNB |
Vit ee balanced an | eel | on e end o yer nose - | 2014 |
| Ulster - CUL |
Yit yae balance't an | eel | on the en o yer neb - | 2013 |
| Shetland - SHD |
But you keepit dat | eel | on your nose athoot blinkin - | 2012 |
| Southern - SEA | the spinning cless this week | eel | probably just stand aside eet | 2012 |
| Central - SEC | Ath er as mr p isnae there - | eel | save a few bob lol | 2020 |
| Central - AYR |
On the end o yer neb a live | eel | ye curd jinkWhit made ye sae | 2014 |